Make Bastion and Orisa a couple

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See title. It’s time they found happiness with one another. LET THEM BE HAPPY BLIZZARD.

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…I’m perfectly fine with this

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Orisa is underaged. Ganymede and Bastion is the superior ship.

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Bastion is 30 and Orisa is 1 month old and her mother was like 12

Let’s not make things any weirder than they already are

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Orisa is a robot. I don’t think age really comes into play here.

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I don’t know…Sure it would be cute at first, but do we really want to see the monstrous army of little omnics they’d make together?

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Their child would have Bastion’s sentry mode but able to move on four legs like Orisa while shooting.

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WHAT!?!?!? Robosexuality is an Abomination!!

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Why don’t you become Orisas mate instead?

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I’m pretty sure Orisa states that all Bastion units are to be terminated as their back and forth in spawn.

Awwwkwwaaaard…

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Lore forum, please. .

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what is with people having a fascination of fixing people up with other people.
can’t people just be left alone?

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knock
knock
knock
FBI OPEN UP

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…and this is how little baby USB sticks are made