Make an Overwatch Haiku

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For those who do not know what a Haiku is, It is a three lines. The first and last line is five syllables and the middle line is 7 syllables .

Here is mine.

I poke at the choke
I wait for tank and healer
Shot dead by Arrow

Edit: My personal top 3 favorites so far.

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A haiku is 5 syllables 7 syllables and 5 syllables.

What do they teach kids in school.

Edit: Hey he fixed it. Yay ā€“ Iā€™ll make mine in a little bit.

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oops. You are right. Fixing.

Edit: and fixed. To eager to make the thread. Did a dumb lol.

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Forums always whining
No-one is patient anymore
Just shut up please.

I bet I mis-counted the syllables

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Common Badarm. This is why we cannot have nice things. Please try to keep things fun!

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Pharah is my bae
I want to sleep next to her
She is very hot

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Diligent support
Twenty-one thousand healing
Still gets blamed for loss

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Here comes a Doomfist
Oh sh** my healers are dead
Oh no Iā€™m dead too

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Bastion is so bad
Bastion sucks at everything
Bastion needs some buffs

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I laughed at this one a little to hardā€¦ my sidesā€¦ow

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My Genji is cool
He carried me to GM
I was stuck in Bronze

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I cry; Genji died
Before the team had grouped up.
Now we canā€™t push in.

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I have 5 hp
Moiraā€™s orb comes flying in
Goodbye my dear life

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Inb4 Reaper.

Reaper Reaper Reap
Reaper Reaper Reaper Reaps
Reaper Reaper Reaks

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We need a healer
The last guy hasnā€™t picked yet
NO! Donā€™t go Hanzo!

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Roadhog is Thicc boi
Standing by Ilios well
Iā€™m hooked and then cooked

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swap the widow
we are on attack

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I thought of this one for the last line:
I have five HP
Moiraā€™s orb comes flying in
The orb is purple

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Oof. Missing something there mithrility