Lets fix the matchmaker

Using me as a starting point, this isn’t an “Ego post” or whatever were gonna see if yall actually legitimately know what your talking about.

Okay so Im a “Fallen masters 1/GM” fell to plat 2 (During the great Mauganing) currently diamond 3

My main hero I start off with is Lifeweaver the Majority of the time HOWEVER I do have the game knowledge to read my teams composition and pick accordingly for example if my team has no hit scan Ill go Baptiste or Illari and yes I can hit my shots a lot because I trained a lot in the practice range and aim arena especially honing my settings aim and everything to be as good as possible.

Keep in mind everything I do has nothing to do with being a “Fallen gm” this is the stuff that got me to GM in the first place, I was “consistent” in my wins, my strategies, my gameplay knowledge etc.

Also I’m a shot caller and a damn good one, if your teams outta VC against me I don’t care what rank it is somebody better be smurfing, because coms are my strongest attribute they say “You don’t need coms to win” there is gonna be one of those ganes where hay ya know your a good enough player you win some you lose some, I am that game that you lost, im the reason your not winning every game you possibly could, Im the game you just brush off as “Well it was just 1 lose”

Okay that sounds to much like bragging but I really really like coms, I love them a game with coms is a game I win outta spawn and I do like winning, yes Im the “Try hard” Im the one “Barking orders at my team” im the “Cringe” or whatever the hell.

There is 1 rule you absolutely need to follow to a T don’t put a damn healbot Lifeweaver against me period, I don’t care what you’ve heard on the forums, I don’t care what flats or freaking jay3 has said about how this hero should be played, this isn’t a “meme” this isn’t an “overexaggeration” this isn’t a hype campaign, as far as the matchmaker knows that guys probably been winning by healbotting, as far as that guy and his team knows hes doing the right thing, as far as all the top 500 OWL players know that mans playing Lifeweaver the “Best” most “optimal” way possible… as far as I give a damn that mans against me…

How do yall fix a matchmaker thats created a balanced game but actually isn’t, but yet all data that you could possibly feed to it is telling you it is.

And last I have been winning CONSISTENTLY I’m talking back to back to back wins buuuttt Im still limited by the rules od thw ranked system I do lose occasionally soooo I’ll never get the “win streak bonus” at least not that often, the only time I truly lose my games is if you put me with a stack which is why i hate stacks so much, specifically an out of VC stack.

But as of right now “Im diamond 3” but if yall don’t want me “Ruining lower ranked games” and want “Fair and balanced matches” how would you create a matchmaker that accounts for me and make sure I follow the same rules and formula as everyone else cause well tbh only reason I even feel was because of Mauga.

So would you prefer and like try and find ways to boost me back to the rank I supposedly belong, orrrrr would you try and create like a balanced match in that diamond lobby where both teams have completely even skill.

Remember tho “Even skill” will result to a few things that still means your open to getting another Lifeweaver, a torb, an Orisa, a bastion etc things that automatically lead to a lose against me, and thats just Lifeweaver my other 3 horseman have a few other heros locked down as well (None are as 1 sided as putting me against a healbot Weaver Ill admit that 1 is just completely and utterly 1 sided)

Or option B, Look how cocky this guy is! he thinks he’s better then us! Lets attack him directly and not think of solution to our problems.

I had a good laugh reading this. Thank you.

I know right its impossible to balance the matchmaker like completely perfectly.

I could post my last 5 games and everyone would just be like “What the hell is the matchmaker supposed to like do about that”

True. If anyone had of done, all games would be using the same system.

Again true. Most in game woes aren’t anything to do with match making. It’s just an easy target of blame.

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