Or I am the only one ??
I mean, the design of Ashe is pretty rad, and the cinematic was awesome. And I was so excited to know which one of the three possibilities would be given to us. The fact Ashe is another “female” hero (5 out of 8 if we count Orisa) doesn’t really bothers me, but she kinds of looks like and feels like a fusion between McCree, Moira (physically speaking) and other girls, and the abilities of a medium ranged/possibly sniper.
But Bob… Oh Bob.
This Bad Boy was waiting for us at the corner. In all his mechanical glory. His jolly good hat, his precious mustache and fancy clothes, and bulky body, sweating manly omniac oil. And here he is. A Stand for Ashe.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
I’m disappointed for this. Yet, terribly excited to play Ashe nevertheless. But Blizzard, know you’ve placed your bet on the wrong horse here don’t you. Deep down in your heart… You must know it too. We wanted Bob. The Hero we needed, but didn’t deserved.
Bob will always be in my heart, when I see him activated if not nerfed and obliterated in the future. I will never forget the hopes and twinkling stars in my eyes when I saw Sire Kaplan teasing us, but quickly understanding our doom to have yet another cowboy, moreoever a lady, and as far as we know, a long ranged DPS. Bob. I will dearly miss you already. You will be like a mirage above the ocean, thumbs up in the sky, smiling at me - but I wouldn’t know it, obviously considering your wonderful facial hair that would cover your expression. My shining star in bright daylight.
Bob was a good man. A true hope for humanity, bringing back piece between omniacs, humans, hoomans, and breaking in half the toxicity of this game that threatens our harmony, in fact breaking it like this Road 66 sign he had in his divine hands for few seconds until High Noon.
Thank your for Ashe, Blizzard.
I think I will have great fun playing her, and will enjoy it.
I can’t wait for that in all sincerity and am glad for each new hero you provide.
But I wanted Bob.
All I wanted… was Bob.
Peace.
P.S: call me, Bob, thanks, bye
At least, I will have Lucio’oh… or not, since I’m not in the US. F*ck me…