Just to liven things up, I feel like starting a thread of Overwatch related jokes. They could be anything, from knock-knock jokes, to limericks, to even the worst of puns! I would start things off with a joke about people waiting to get hit by Doomfist, but theres no punchline.
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And with that out of the way, COMEDIANS, TO YOUR KEYBOARDS!!
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This isn’t a overwatch one but its funny. Nock Nick, who’s there, I have a big p, I have a big p who, hahaha u have a poo
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Did you hear about the star enthusist
I hear that he is very sirius about his work
How many Genji’s does it take to move a payload?
One to find out what it looks like, one to push and one to shout for healing.
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What’s the difference between Hank Marvin and Reaper?
Hank Marvin didn’t die before he left the Shadows.
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Hey can you grab me any piece of clothing from that pile over there?
Which one?
Anything, just some bra.
Can you draw Amy by looking at her picture?
No, but I can trace her.
You see that sign over there?
No, it’s fara way.
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Doomfist’s dance was going to be the hokey cokey, but every time he put his right hand in he got killed.
Uhh…wut? xD
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What’s Lucio’s favorite car?
A Kia Rio.
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Why is Doomfist the leader of Overwatch’s main enemy?
Because he is the most Talon-ted of the group.
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Lucio… the last time someone tried to bring that much speed in from South America they got 20 years.
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A-MEI-zing ![:man_shrugging:](https://d74zh8edaijub.cloudfront.net/en/overwatch/images/emoji/twitter/man_shrugging.png?v=5" ":man_shrugging:")
(TwEnTy ChArAcTeRs)
With the recent New hero I certainly hope you can Winstun wars for your rien to shatter.
Where is Nevermore and Steampunk when you need them?
Careful of that monk over there, he’ll Send-ya-ta the afterlife.
Why do people keep telling me to use lotion? My hands-so soft.
I trained my pet to help me cross the lake in my backyard, so now I call him my Row-Dog.
My very nosy friend Marissa always want’s to know whats going on. So 90% of the day I find myself deciding whether or not I should let Mer-see.
My friend bought a bread machine the other day. I kept thinking, “Why that? Why-a-dough-maker?”
McDonalds just released their new business plan and mission statement, aptly named, “The New Mc-Creed”.
Who’s comes after Lucille? Eminem. Who comes after Lucien? Lucy O.
“Hey man, rememer that classic mustang you gave me?”
“Yeah, did you sell it?”
“Yep! I Sold-your '76 for about $3,500.”
“Sorry, I wanted this for here, not to-go.”
“Oh, my apologies. Let me get you a tray sir.”
What did the man say when he couldn’t peel his orange? That rind hard.
I know that losing a match in Overwatch and watching your SR drop feels like devolving down the evolutionary ladder, but that’s how it is. You Win-ston, you lose some, you just gotta keep trying.
“How are we gonna make travel easy for people with this huge river in the way?”
“Just Bridge-it.”
“But it’ll be too long! Won’t people need to stop for food halfway across?”
“Sure, they can just Bridge-eat.”
“Okay, I’ll draw it up.”
“Sounds good, just Brig-it-ta me when you’re finished.”
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Why is this not pinned yet?!?
Why did Gerard cross the rode? To get to the other bride.
Your sole enjoyment is reward enough for me
Why is lucio bad at making salad?
He always drops the beet
Why did you die, tracer?
I can’t recall
Why zenyata was able to enter objective point full of enemy?
He has balls
Why Zarya does not like slow teammates
Because she’s rushin
Lol none of your posts are puns
I was gonna think of a Widow joke but gave up.