Kiriko is Low 20s, Hanzo/Genji Upper 30s?

So how did they all train as kids together with such a large age gap? What am I missing?

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Nothing about Kiriko makes sense. She should only be a little younger than Genji yet has a line with Soldier where she refers to herself as a kid.

She’s like someone’s dumb fanfic self-insert character.

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I think it was mentioned in her bio that she’s in her late twenties.

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Yeah I think they changed it when they realized how off the ages were LOL

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I always think the same thing. And then some will say “She’s not in her late teens or early 20’s, she’s in her early 30’s.”, but then she goes on in some voice-line about “never underestimate the youth,” to which I think, you’re not a “youth” anymore honey.

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Kirikos entire story was an afterthought. They couldnt even come up with a way to describe her abilities other than “magic” even though magic has never been a thing in the overwatch universe.

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She’s literally in the game to appeal to people that like anime I feel. She even does that feet turning in “cute” anime thing when she stands. She also has Kingdom Hearts shoes.

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:rofl: As soon as I heard that I was like dude, shut the hell up. You’re 30.

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Exactly! And then once you’re in THAT mental place, it makes all her other voice lines even MORE annoying. I just want to hose her down with a fire extinguisher, garden hose or something.

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Kiriko is lying about her age.

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right so weird. shes late 20s but keeps going on about being a kid… what a creep

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Kiriko’s just trying to hold onto that last piece of youth before she loses it.

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i dont think the wiki still gives her exact age yet so the lore guys are like probably confused since they took the jobs of the guys who made the original lore lol

Her lore and character is so sloppy and inconsistent, its actually kind of bothersome how amateur it is. Not sure why they couldn’t figure out what age she was supposed to be before writing everything else about her backstory, seems like a pretty major detail. If I had to guess, they probably just completely forgot how old Genji was while writing her.

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Didn’t know you could have a midlife crisis at 30.

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Have you seen her new skin?

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Maybe she ages slower. Maybe she stole her grandmas last years.

Oh no, I hope what you’re implying isn’t actually what Blizz is trying to push

She’s youth relative to basically everyone else in Overwatch, with the exceptions of D.Va and Brigitte. Assuming she becomes part of Overwatch at some point.

The scene in her origin story was probably crafted as an artistic decision and not a literal timeline-oriented decision

Just like how Pharah’s elbows don’t exist. look at her default skin, it’s a mechanical hinge wheel instead of her arm. There’s lots of artistic-only design choices