Juno - How To Play a Stat Monster

just saw coach ocie suggest that we should clone lucio, paint him white and then call him juno.

but stats monsters are just that, they work best doing what they do and how do you play stat monsters?

SHOOT WHO YOUR TEAM IS SHOOTING, HEAL WHO YOUR CO SUPPORT IS HEALING
dont even bother dueling, dont even bother healing anybody if your other support isnt healing them.

thats all you got to do you dont even have to be there as the devs gave juno lock on missiles.

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Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

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Junes is white girl Moira with a speed boost according to coach Okie Dokie.

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in what world is saying that you dont understand something, a thing that you can brag about to other people?

Yeah imma be honest idk if I’m just to too drunk but I’m not 100% sure what your point is. I do think it probably best to play Juno as a fairly passive hero though. A lot of heal-botting and shooting tanks seems to work best for me

SHOOT WHO YOUR TEAM IS SHOOTING, HEAL WHO YOUR CO SUPPORT IS HEALING

if thats not simple enough for you then you need to get checked.

No I mean literally drunk rn, that wasn’t a joke lol

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nahhh the real play is function as an ult battery for your second support and spam torpedo on cooldown when you feel like it; then stat pad with 4k orbital piss laser healing

:hamster::pray:

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Well, that, and afk shoot into your team when torpedoes are on cooldown.

And then when you go to use your torpedoes someone dies, and it janks out and you end up only shooting one.

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Don’t worry I’m 100% sober and still don’t get what OP is on about.

Maybe 50% is the right ratio :thinking:

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How to actually play Juno: walk around the map until you see some weirdos jumping around, then click on them.

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Sooo…to get good stats you just play a hitscan and hold primary fire button all game long?

Bro…

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why do you bother reading if you cant understand english?

no, thats not what i said

I do this to an extent. A lot of the time on Juno I’m focused on healing, evading, throwing Hyper Rings around, and doing the occasional tickle damage if there’s nothing else for me to do in that specific second

But then, every so often, I abruptly shift gears, fly in, and aggressively target some specific enemy for a couple of seconds. I’ll go all out and combo my primary with my torpy for maximum DPS

Then, before my glide is over, I fly away and go right back to being unassuming. Back to the cute little healing and running away routine. I think the abruptness and fleetingness of my aggression helps to catch the enemy by surprise

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Well maybe if you worked on your grammar people would understand you.

Juno is a diet Lucio at best and dead weight at worst (for most of ladder) till she gets any big changes.

Juno has a ton of spamm damage and spamm heal and very little impact. Play Moira if you want to do the same thing, but be more survivable and have better mobility.

no youre mental is so untested that basic questions get you into fight or flight mode.

no shes more of a mercy except her blue beam actually does fire and forget damage instead of relying on the dps player to do the damage.

either way its taking 2 people to shoot at 1 person.

Sounds like a great way to lose.

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Reported!

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bud this is overwatch 2, every single lucio ive played with today didnt heal thats just what happens in this game.

stop acting like your in 2018 because youre not there anymore.

this is just what the heros abilities tell me is best suited for them to win games, i dont have any feelings in the matter.