Earthlings that I’ve met were very bad at poetry but very good at:
Mace to the face
Hook to the face
Arrow between eyes
Now I understand why my parents left this planet.
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I’ve been hearing this one rhyme a lot since I arrived, this purple lady keeps saying it when she sends me back to spawn: sana, sana, colita de rana.
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No hammer smashed face?
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Not really , double jumps and glide are pretty good against rein, tbh I solo killed more reins than any other tanks.
P.s. beings smashed agains wall by rein charge was mentioned in the previous diary post.
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Wow. I bust my butt off trying to protect you from darn Sombras with mace and shield and this is the thanks I get? By all means return to Mars and only come back once you learn some appreciation. 
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For last 6 days i was “protected” only by Mercy, fot the rest the support im like invisible.
I would love to return to Mars , earth is beautiful place but filled with awful people like mentioned Sombra 
I feel as if Mech to the Face is missing.
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Mech on a head. I use glide boost to avoid this awful way to die