Jigle physics in Overwatch 2

Now when I say that I mean exactly what I mean. Next gen games should have to have next gen true to life like physics. Now that most upcomming games are doing this feature its time Overwatch should do the same.Overwatchs 2 future will be decided by this feature alone.That is for sure.

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You want boob physics don’t you?

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Absolutely, who doesnt?

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I don’t know, not everything needs to have super realistic physics.

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Only roadhog has gotten that privilege.

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Reaper’s, yes.

Hog already has that covered.

I don’t think SlickEmoji is wanting it for Hogs tummy.

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Hog’s chest also jig-gles tho.

Apparently that word is not allowed on the forum.

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Overwatch already has some of the best bouncy bounce physics, just not in-game and not on this website.

Something something :three::four:

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If you actually want true to life, those physics are a total no-go on all but someone like Hog who indeed already has them.

No woman is stepping into combat without her puppies properly supported and strapped down.

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Correct! I mean its only positive I think :wink:

But @topic

I think this is the wrong game for it. Not that I would complain tho-

“No boring woman” you mean.

Welcome to clown world.

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:person_facepalming: I feel dumb.

You know, this is one of those times Blizzard might actually take notice of a suggestion from the mainstream community for a legit opportunity to make a lot money. I mean seriously: boob physics? For all the ladies? Like how it has become the industry standard in just about all triple-A games out there? Duh! How silly or out of touch does one have to be to have forgotten that kind of carrot on stick! icing on the cake! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Remember: the physics doesn’t have to be too complex! Just a simple undergrad level damped harmonic pendulum is all that is needed, the more underdamped, and anime-like, the better! After all, most people can’t—and don’t want to—afford the kinds of expensive high end graphics cards used in performing proper engineering simulations of fluid dynamic motion!

(And for goodness sake—don’t forget go skimpy on the clothing! We all know female armor and costumes become exponentially more protective as more and more bare skin is shown on the design!)

I support this 100%. I don’t want Overwatch 2. I want Lewdwatch. Blizzard already knows that sexy sells. Now they just need to embrace it

And with the battlepass system that could get really creative.

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100%

DOA has been abandoned by it’s devs, there’s a big gap in the j!ggle market now, one that OW could easily fill.

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Don’t expect any sexualizing in this game. The devs are trying to make it as tame and family friendly as possible (outside of having blood in the game for some reason and some really graphic stuff when comes to omnic kills)

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Yes ofc thats what he means and i vote for the man too xd

True to life… yes, true to life…

It’s really weird they’re doing it. I mean they were doing it already before the sex scandals. It’s like they’re trying to appeal to a very small vocal LGBTQ crowd on twitter. Like, why? More and more games show how sex (still) sells and blizz sure as heck isn’t above any means to make money. (Not that sexiness is in any way or shape morally wrong, unlike the religious people/lgbtq people would like you to think. “Sex is sin objectifying blaah blaah blaah.” But in any case.)

I don’t really get it.

Once upon a time I got suspended for making this exact same topic
Funny how times have changed

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