Jeff's dog ate hero proposal

What should it be ? Personally I prefer if Hanzo never existed.

P.s. I have more than 100 hours playing him

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Jetpack Cat?

lol

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Dogs will do this for sure

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The waiter in oasis that doesnt need this tip

Offense: he flings coins back at tippers for massive damage

Defense: He upturns nearby tables to use as shields

Utility: he sends bills to opponents which robs them of their ability to buy/reload ammunition

Mobility: None. He has no legs.

Ultimate: he calls out your party name and escorts you to your table. For 10 seconds, your team eats dinner together, and like your mama said, there’s no fighting at the dinner table

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Man, that’s cruel.
I wish you will never play Paris and discover Luna

this is unironically a fun idea, actually.

for the ‘no fighting at the dinner table’ and no other reason, I think his ult should force both teams to sit at a comedically long table. it benefits absolutely no one and inevitably makes everyone mad, but it would be funny.

in matches played on thanksgiving day, there’d be a big ole roasted turkey in the middle of the table. On easter, a big ole baked ham. etc etc.

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On my dartboard, it would either land on Widow, Hanzo or Sombra.