So today I’ve learned that Sombra is actually 30 years old. This is shocking to me because I always thought she was 20 or 23.
This is also shocking to be because it means Sombra is older then:
She looks really good for someone in her 30s. I bet she stole the same stuff that Mercy uses to make herself younger.
You know that many ppl look like 20 when they are actaully 30 yo?
Wel, she chucked herself full with cybernetic implants. There are probably some among them that regulate skin health, hormone levels or something like that… or she uses an awful lot of makeup like many of those Instagram Latinas. 
On a side note: Pharah is 32. You wouldn’t say that either.
True, but I have also heard that many people who are 20 look like they are 30.
That is a good theory, though that must be pretty expensive.
Aw yes nanomachines, the solution to all our problems.
Haven’t you heard? Women in video games aren’t allowed to look a day over 25.
(Except you, Ana. You’re a silver fox)
Yea Ana does look really good for someone who is 60.
Don’t forget about rein. He still has a rockin body for someone his age.
Wait, Zenyata is giving out mysteriously sage advice on a grandpa level and is only 20 years old?
ashe is 39 and moira is 48. what else is new?
She is 30, not 50. How old are you? You sound really young if you think a 30yo should look visibly aged.
And Junkrat is only 25. He looks 70.
How old is hog btw??
Like…45ish? I can’t remember. Somewhere in his 40s.
Roadhog and Moira are both 48.
that’s why she got manager-speaking skin
Ah thnx lol. I didn’t know that.
My wife is 33. She regularly gets mistaken for a highschooler. Women in their 30s don’t generally look old by any standard except those of children. And they know nothing. I once had a teenager tell me Mercy was in her 20s. Had to tell that kid Mercy was pushing 40 easy.
Great, now I’m gonna have the revengence soundtrack in my head for the rest of the day 
Same here 