"I've got you in my sights"

Stop perving you creep

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LOL

The fact that doing his sights emote with his tact visor points to everyone just made it that much more hilarious

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i bet he loves it when roadhog run towards him when he says that and eats his entire ult…he gets to see some close up roadhog, lucky guy

“…and you look Yummy!”

They need to change all of his voice lines now.

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“Well, all that stuff they pumped into me has to be good for something.”
:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

Not ALL of his lines need changed.

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Okay guys I give you this. These ones are actually funny.

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lol…wow, not sure what else to say :stuck_out_tongue:

Watch out for crude jokes and hairy men with female bodies.

Tactical gaydar activated

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MEEEEEE lmao

Also the fact that he has a certain… emote…

“Im not your father! Im your mother”

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Said every girl ever until he came out

Yea, like, loving people of your same gender changes your gender. yea.

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“'I’m on fire”

snaps fingers in a sassy manner

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I was planning to make these jokes in comp, you ruined it!

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Take away the space between the h and the t at the beginning.

Soldier likes to eat the Whole Hog confirmed.

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I’ve been hearing this one all wrong before
“Never leave a teammate’s behind.”

“I could do this with my eyes closed.”

Now when I read these…

“Save the medals, I’ve had my fill.”

“I’ll do whatever it takes.”

“Watch your backsides!”

I think it was there all along if you knew to look for it.

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A lot of people in denial that soldier really is their dream daddy.

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