I've got a genius idea!

We should increase the bullet size of everyone and raise the HP of every hero!

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Nah, it’d never work.

Next you’re going to tell me that due to the large hitboxes, everyone takes too much damage, so then they’ll need to increase healing across the board.

AND THEN you’ll tell me that the DPS have a new role passive that lets them apply a partial anti-heal any time they shoot someone.

AND THEN you’ll tell me that the devs are going to stop making new maps and heroes and are going to put all of their effort into making a super replayable PvE campaign with extensive skill trees! Don’t worry, the dev team can make it in like 12 months.

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i tell you what, we’ve been getting complaints about a hero being annoying, so let’s rework her.

of course by rework i mean just give her have a new ability to make her even more annoying. we’re not gonna actually rework her.

I think, to avoid the feeling of frustration that comes with missing shots or taking damage from things that you dodge from your point of view, all enemy heroes should just big icons in the center of the screen with infinite health that you click on rapidly to earn points.

It would be great if it were true. Unfortunately, it’s impossible, and Overwatch 2 is ruined.

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