This Saturday, its my birthday, what is blizzard gonna get me (Zarya meta please)
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A shop update is what you’ll get! Hooray! Its all we could ever want, thanks daddy Blizz 
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Cowboy Bebop collab, apparently.
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a slap in the face and $5 bill for breathing, happy birthday!
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No one will give you anything, welcome to the real world Neo
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isn’t zarya already meta… It is the last transformation tanks make, when playing rock paper scissors… They should just cut to the chase and go with that 
9 March is Roly;s Birthday! hapy birthdat Cryonixs!
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Yeah, Zarya is just picking “gun” because it “beats everything.” She’s also the only thing you can really pick into an Orisa if you want to get it over with.
Tradition says we have to give you Charlie-Horses based on your age.
My birthday is next week, though the wife is serving me my favorite dish (home made seafood paella) instead of Charlie-Horses.