So, what are the intrusive thoughts you have while playing the game? And how did it go?
“yes, dive them, go on, you can make it. Dive the Ana. She will miss her cooldowns. Do it”
Usually results in me being slept, anti-ed and killed
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Lucio should be a bird… I feel like I can fly rolling around like
ah right a death pit
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“Please fall back, you’re alone.” “Stop soloing from a distance, we’re all waiting to regroup from spawn and you’re about to get poked out.” “Please stop just staring and take advantage of the distractions I’m causing.” “What on Earth could I have done there?”
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“Dive and 1v2 the supports in the backline”
“Do it, 1v1 the tank”
As I’m on LW and then shockingly lose the duel
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“…hmm, getting hungry. Sushi maybe?” Then I go out to get the latter and Starbucks coffee.
I love doing both of those things. Sometimes it pays off, they don’t expect it. Especially Doom and Zarya (without bubble) players.
The neverending urge to triple Blink in on someone. It pretty much never works lmfao
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“Shoot the bubble…shoot it”
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Whenever I get routineky anti’d by the same Ana, I’ll switch to Reaper and hunt them for thr resr of the game.
Also, when playing Reinhardt… if I pin someone and I’m headed for a ledge, part if me always wants to just charge off WITH the target instead of stopping at the ledge and throwing them off of it.
Sometimes when Im playing D.Va, she’ll say “Now they’re just feeding!” and I’ll get pretty hungry and start fantasing about getting delicious, hot meals I cant afford.
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“yes, you can sleep the widow if you just peek quick enough so she can’t react”
Sleep misses and I die. Alternatively when I’m lucky, sleep hits, I still die.
me when I’m playing Winston
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
Mountaing Gorillas Thrive,
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“One shot, one kill, one shot, one kill…”
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Also, when Widowmaker has Wallhacks active I crouch-spam to get their attention.
I’m like, “Yeah Amelie, I know you can see me. Let me put on a lil’ show for ya.”
I also do it in front of enemy Doomfists when they have their block up.
I’m like, “Come on, Akande. I ain’t hear the bell.”
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“Triple mine into their backline with tire it will definitely work this time.”
We don’t talk about it.
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I don’t know the difference between intrusive thoughts and instinct. Or maybe I just don’t have time to think of intrusive thoughts? Or maybe all of my instincts are intrusive thoughts.
The only intrusive thoughts I can think of are when I see an opportunity to do something egotistical like styling on an enemy, in which case, I always take them.
I wave to her through the walls. 
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Go DPS Kiri and Kill em all! Get revenge for Mercy’s murder! Punch Enemy Mercy to death!
“Dragonstrike from behind, surely they will never see it coming!”
They saw it coming.