IF overwatch heros went to Hogwarts the sorting hat would sort

Gryffindor:
Rein
Soldier 76
Ana
cree
Lucio
DVA
Genji
Winston
Briggite

Ravenclaw
Tracer
Mercy
Hanzo
Moira
Zenyatta
Symmetra
Junkrat
Sombra
Wreckingball

Hufflepuff
Pharah
Torbjorn
Bastion
Zarya
Roadhog
Orissa
Baptiste
Ashe

Slytherin
Reaper
Widowmaker
Mei :rofl:
Doomfist
Sigma
Echo

Sorting hat would have troubles with heros like winston on putting him in ravenclaw or griffindor and winston will choose gryfindor.

What would be your sorting

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Stick junk in slytherin right now.

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I’m not well-versed in what each house represents (only know vaguely), but like why would tracer be in ravenclaw? and why would echo be in slytherin? also low key thought hanzo might be put in slytherin.

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Strong heroes in Gryphondoor.
Bad guy heroes in Slitherin.
Smart heroes in Ravenclaw.
Meme heroes in Hufflepoof.

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Tracer is more of smartfish than sacrifice type like winston rein imo.
Ya the hanzo that killed genji or blackwatch genji seeking revenge would be contenders for slytherin but current hanzo genji are lot more mature esp genji.

Echo is a empty shell she doesnt seem to have a moral compass from what we see in the lore so far. Its subjective and im a bit biased against her :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Mei really should go in Hufflepoof though. She’s chubby and squishy and from my limited understanding of Harrypothead rules she’s ideal for that house.
Again, not an expert.

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Zarya and Mercy should switch places,

I mean… I haven’t read her lore other than the character overview thing, but like low key did not get that impression at all. like she’s not stupid, but nothing I’ve seen that’s comparable to say mercy, moira, etc.

I mean they ran (implicitly at least) a crime syndicate, but who says slytherin has to be on perma evil forever and ever? (maybe I’ve just seen too many fanart of casting other characters into houses and had fluff interactions :point_right: :point_left:)

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Mei is a hufflepuff NOT slytherin.

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Gryffindor
Reinhardt
Soldier 76
Ana
Mcree
Lucio
Dva
Genji
Orisa
Baptiste
Pharah
Zarya
Tracer

Ravenclaw
Mercy
Zenyatta
Symmetra
Sigma
Echo

Hufflepuff
Torbjorn
Bastion
Roadhog
Winston
Mei
Wreckingball
Junkrat

Slytherin
Reaper
Ashe
Widowmaker
Doomfist
Hanzo
Sombra
Moira

Tracer’s a Gryffindor to me as she says this to Orisa:
I think there are times where you just have to do what’s right.

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There are so many things I disagree with here.
I’m not gonna mention every hero but:

Winston and Mei in Hufflepuff.
Tracer in Gryffindor.
Hanzo, Moira, Junkrat, Ashe and Sombra in Slytherin.
Echo and Sigma in Ravenclaw.

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Brigitte is missing…

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Arguments could be made for either Hufflepuff or Gryffindor.

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Midway through the selection I would swap the Sorting Hat with The Choosy Hat.

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Gryffindor:
Bravery, Daring, Nerve and Chivalry

  • Ana
  • Brigitte
  • D.Va
  • Genji
  • Pharah
  • Reinhardt
  • Soldier 76
  • Winston

Hufflepuff:
Hard Work, Dedication, Patience and Fair Play:

  • Lucio
  • Mcree
  • Mei
  • Mercy
  • Orisa
  • Tracer
  • Zarya
  • Zenyatta

Ravenclaw:
Intelligence, Knowledge, Curiosity, Creativity and Wit

  • Baptiste
  • Moira
  • Sigma
  • Sombra
  • Symmetra
  • Torbjorn
  • Wrecking Ball

Slytherin:
Ambition, Leadership, Self-Preservation and Cunning:

  • Ashe
  • Doomfist
  • Hanzo
  • Junkrat
  • Reaper
  • Roadhog
  • Widowmaker

I left out Bastion and Echo because I’m not sure where I’d put either of them.

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ya it was just a joke cause mei = satan :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Thanks, my heart was torn between putting her in gryf or puff, i ended up missing her, i guess since she wants to be like rein she will sort of end up in gryffindor through will.

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Bastion’s a muggle.

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Pharah should be in Gryffindor

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im bored of people thinking slytherin is just for bad guys. slytherin is for people who are ambitious… U can be a good guy and slytherin

How can u put moira mercy or sombra in ravenclaw and not slytherin… to be a world class medic who invented their way out of the universality of death, you’ve got to be pretty damn ambitious.

Maybe I’m just headcannoning mercy as darker than she is in canon. Ig she’s just 1 note pacifist perfect uwu altruist good guy, but of my friends who are med students they tell me the field is literally Ego Central and people help patients mostly for the recognition and rewards… I think mercy with some traits of narcissism is way more compelling, especially because despite that she manages to retain some strong ethics, like it actually just sets up conflict in her decision making. When she says to moira about how the question isn’t whether an experiment can be run its whether it should be run, that could be an actual thing she struggles with herself as someone who literally turns their friends into living weapons probably experiencing immense pain, and literally resurrecting the dead, maybe she just chooses the moral way. idk AnYWAYs

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