If Lena is called Tracer because she traces, then

Cassidy should be called Banger, because he bangs. This should be his hero name, literally. Banger.

Think about it; He bangs the baddies in many ways, like throwing his flash bang. Or with his gun, for example. One of his sprays has the word “bang”, and he sometimes says it after an elimination, so were halfway through with this rebranding already.

His catchphrase should be “Bang”, and he would use it as an interjection in everyday speech, always trying to slip it into any exchange, no matter the situation.

I got some voice lines ready too:
“That there was a bang-up job”
“I have a Big Bang Theory of my own… wanna hear it?”
“You were hankering for a bange- heh 'scuse me!”

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Where do I sign up for that?

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she traces

what?

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Well, her name is not because she traces but rather because her blinks reflect the tracer of a tracer bullet, which is a visible stream left in the bullet’s wake.

However I support your plans for McCree and his banging.

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I read every line in Matt Mercers voice. It’s oddly fitting

so he is a banger that puts together a gang according to recent lore.

Isn’t Tracer’s name technically “T-Racer” (that’s how she pronounces it in her voice lines) which I assume is “Time Racer”. She races through time blah blah blah. :thinking:

We could turn this into a petition. The jokes write themselves so I’m fine with anyone taking over this movement.

I also have a plan for rebranding Winston as a Redditor, but I might need expert help with that one

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we should call roadhog a filthy hooker then

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Mako calls himself Roadhog because his oversized 2-seat motorcycle literally hogs the road.

Cassidy needs a hero name too

From now on, Bastion will be known as Beep-Booper.

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wish i was the baddies

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Does she trace because she can’t draw her own art?

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You must be a masochist, oh my.

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I disagree. He should be called Flasher.

:wink:

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She does the inks on all her comic books.

This is the funniest post I’ve read all day. Lol. Improved my day, especially after seeing so many ABK news posts. Thanks for the laughs.

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You don’t already?