Hello distinguished gentlemen & noble ladies,
Today I will teach you how to play OW2. This guide has been carefully crafted and will universally apply to all game modes. Follow the steps below and you’ll be a proper champ in no time:
Step 1. Select hero
Step 2. Shoot very hard and kill red team
Step 3. You have now won OW2. Say “WP” for good sportsmanship
If you haven’t won, you haven’t paid good attention to my guide and I would suggest you practice step 1 and step 2 more thoroughly but fear not, I have a backup guide for when you haven’t mastered step 1,2,3 yet:
Step 4. Say: “nerf <enemy hero>, too OP”
Step 5. If you’re playing DPS say: “trash heals”. If you’re playing support say “trash DPS”. If you’re playing tank, you are playing Zarya and are not allowed to complain.
This concludes my guide on how to play OW2. Happy fragging everyone! 
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STEP 6 - blame the matchmaker
STEP 7 - make angry posts on forums about step 6
STEP 8 - go play another game where the results are also not your fault
STEP 9 - continue to post on the OW forums even though you no longer play the game
STEP 10 - learning/acceptance of reality (this step has been reached by few)
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Hello?? You are spoiling the advanced guide. I was gonna put that behind a pay wall 
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If only matchmaker would pair me with bronze scrubs I could of won this rofl. Why cant it just put me in game where i rofl stomp every game it just isn’t fair rofl…
I luv reading those post.
Tanks need their own guide
Step 1. Select hero
Step 2. Kill enemy tank
Step 3. Switch hero because enemy tank switched to counter
Step 4. Kill enemy tank
Step 5. Switch hero because enemy tank switched to counter
Step 6. Kill enemy tank
Step 7. Switch Zarya because enemy tank switched Zarya
Step 8. Hope you are the better Zarya and have better supports