Take a look at these sprays.
Now take a look at Buccaneer Baptiste.
Do you see the crime here?
That’s right.
Baptiste is shredded in his sprays but robbed of definition in his skins.
First you taunt me with airbrushed abs on the tragique Lifeguard McCree. Then you make me think *maybe*--just *maybe*--we were getting back on track when Doomfist came out. Only to give me a morsel in Baptiste sprays? In Mauga? And I have to look at Buccaneer Baptiste--and I love pirates btw--and see the smooth expanse of nothing?
Please, give this man the abs he deserves. #buffbaptiste 
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Agreed! They did it with male Blood elves (who shouldn’t have been buff in the first place), so do it for Bappers!
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Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
They also should give him more skins and emotes
AND HE’S THE ONLY HERO WHO HASN’T ANY INTERACTION WITH ANY HERO
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Maybe the sprays reflect on how he sees himself over how he actually looks 
Either that or Pirate Baptiste indulges to much in the unhealthy pirate life style 
*unless you count killing Sombra.
Which is sadly still more then Sigma.
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At least he talk even if nobody responds to him😂
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They might make a lifeguard Baptiste skin for the summer games event
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I want a gym outfit for baptiste , like in his spray :((((((((((((
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Then they better make him shredded
if they bleach his hair like Lifeguard McCree I’ll quit this game on god
If they don’t add any in anniversary then they’ll add plenty with OW2.
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Too much Rum while he is at sea.
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They also need to start giving their male characters asses
A moment of silence for Soldier 76, please
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Don’t leak the topic of my next thread…
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It’s know fact the military experiments on it’s soldiers to give them Lego butts for maximum combat efficiency 
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plus it helps if they die and the enemy accidentally steps on them.
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I’m at work and had to hold back an actual laugh.
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They also can’t sit down, so the soldiers will always be vigilant. They can learn to sleep while standing up.
Flat checks means more ammo to fit into the butt pockets.
The military can also save more money on buying smaller pant sizes.
So the costs weigh up eventually.
My work here is done.
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I can’t believe the plot of OW2 has leaked already… … …
He was sailing! He didn’t get to do his exercises! He also forgot his protein drinks at home! all he had to eat was some damn fishes.
It makes perfect sense too
Notice how Ana always mentions going on vacation or taking a break? Because she’s a normal person and can sit and relax
Soldier?
Lego Butt makes it impossible to relax properly
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Does that mean Sigma has some now?!!