One for every Lifeweaver player in my region
Based.
20characters.
Did you try to 1v5 and get yoinked back?
No, no⊠lemme guess⊠ran in front of the Lifeweaver when they were trying to yoink someone else?
No, wait⊠You got pulled mid-ult because the Lifeweaver knew you were going to die because your team wasnât grouped up?
My last one was getting gripped into a dragon with the excuse being he thought the fight was over (it was 3v3 and we had the tank). Had another earlier in the season being gripping shatter which was fun. Also had a grip into an incoming flux which was also fantastic and then being gripped off high ground when I was safe into a bad spot multiple times was great. All that just this season despite LW being rarely seen.
Honestly I struggle to think of a single game that had LW this season without one awful grip that made me question if they bought their rank
Donât forget the one where:
The LW doesnât know that Nemesis form resets health when you ult so like Winton you get low, pop ult and refresh.
I legit had a LW grip me as I hit Q and never has the benny hill music played so loudly in my head as I rush back to get max value out of ult haha.
Not the LWâs fault but still funny
TBF, itâs easier to coordinate with a Lifeweaver if they know what youâre doing. They canât read your mind, but we often see things other people donât given where weâre usually positioned.
And a âclear allâ button so I can get rid of the old ones instantly.
it sucks watching your team just get ripped apart, and just being left to run away to another fight
Donât you love it when you tell your LW you have ult and they life grip you when youâre about to use it.
I wouldnât even bother telling my Lifeweaver I have ultimate. Itâs none of their business.
It used to be way worse when LW was new, I canât believe how many times Iâd get pulled away from my 4 player shatters and be like âNOOOO BEING ON CRITICAL WAS THE BAIT SO I COULD KILL THEMâ
To their credit 90% of LWs were immediately like âIâm sorry, just crumple me up and throw me away tbhâ but then 10% would be all âwell I see critical, I pull deal with it and stop taking damageâ
Luckily theyâve all been purged it seems, the 15 remaining LW players are are pretty good and allow me to get super aggro and respond to my emotes. Theyâve redeemed Lifeweaver players as a concept for me
I need avoiding slots that last forever
Iâd want infinite avoiding slots.
There is always a new guy to avoidâŠ