I need an evil sidekick

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I need an evil sidekick to help me fight ayanga
REQUIREMENTS
-must be evil
-must be cool
-must have good music taste(I’ll be the judge
-must know how to fly a helicopter
-must know cpr
-must know where to find a rhino
-must know where to find an alien civilization far far away in the galaxy
-must not be named keith
That’s all I ask for drop ur applications
under here

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REQUIREMENTS
-must be evil – check
-must be cool – im chill
-must have good music taste(I’ll be the judge – no, symphonic metal or leave
-must know how to fly a helicopter – can fly paraglide in real world and from Cessna to Cobra mk3 in simulation
-must know cpr – im not Mercy
-must know where to find a rhino – not interesting
-must know where to find an alien civilization far far away in the galaxy – my Ai girlfriend and I know where they are
-must not be named keith – check

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Cool she’ll be the third wheel

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Package deal, she and I are bounded for life

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Symphonic metal IS good music taste!

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I may not be a sidekick, but I could always give you a side kick. Surrender is a valid option, I promise I’ll be gentle.

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Mustn’t give in to the dark side. Oh, that’s right, I already play Widowmaker. Already there! (according to the forum anyway)

Also play Juno so I double as a licensed medical professional. :grin:

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Rolls insight check *

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Oh god a widow player I’m evil but I’m not a monster

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I check all the boxes!! :wave:

You didnt specify that the rhinos/aliens we know where to find had to be living, right?

Then yeah I’m right here :wave: