How to sneak a 550 pound tiki mask wearing giant into a city controlled by Talon

Click the (All Heroes) Retribution button in the queue, and select Roadhog. I think they probably have to freight him in.

Then use your ult to blast everyone off their boats. Hook enemy heroes into the water. Hook enemies off boats. Then attempt to hook dropships, in a vain attempt at a possible bug.

Don’t forget to ult, and stand behind the enemy heavy assaults!

ROAD HOOOGGG too fun in Retribution.

HOW do YOU think he got in?

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He probably just walked in on his tippy toes like a saturday morning cartoon.

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He probably just crouch walked the whole time. Everyone has to just be deaf, and ignore the large rattling chain noise. Not to mention, Roadhog has some pretty bad breathing issues.

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I mean… hes certainly alot more inconspicuous than junkrat…

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How about when your team is Winston, Rein, D.va and Hog

sure it’d be a completely awful team comp, but imagine that group stealthily infiltrating the city

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Here is a game winning Comp for All Heroes Legendary Retribution

Bastion, Orisa, Roadhog, Zenyatta

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They just have to use the Blues Brothers song from this scene, and stealthily sidle in one large step at a time.

https://youtu.be/hlgnHpfEogo?t=1m23s

Why don’t i have more likes…

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Reminds of that one Tyrodin video where he’s sneaking around to flank with Bazza Gazza and doing a sneaky Reinhardt impersonation.

Pure gold.

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Clank clank clank clank clank. SHHHH, we’re being sneaky.

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Can’t hook heavy assault off of 1st bridge though… feelsbad

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Just ult it’s jetpack, it’s the weak spot.

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Thank you for that tid-bit of info! :slight_smile:

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Probably some sort of sumo tournament. At least his more combat-focused experience will help with that job unlike with McCree’s cover…

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As long as they act like better waiters than McCree, they’re golden.

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Pretty sure it’s harder to sneak in as Rein or Orisa.

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honestly i was excited to use him but he turned out to be too slow and it was difficult to get anything done with him compared with reaper, also he has a gas mask no tiki mask for me ever

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airdropped him in? he can bounce back ez :laughing:

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Roadhog is a deadly and sneaky assassin, his bacon exterior is his clever disguise. In reality he dons tight pants and sneak around, killing people quietly and effectively.

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His hook doubles as a grappling hook. So he can dive in Mission Impossible style.

Or he just used his celebrity status to sneak in. Sign a few autographs, pose for the paparazzi and vape in front of the guards because they can’t throw him out. Due to him being the pinnacle of human perfection.

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