How to avoid Pharah's ult?

Stand still. It doesnt hit a damn thing.

Carpet bomb close enough and it will, especially with AOE splash and up to 1K DPS

Stop trying to use it from outer space

Yeah thats not the case.

You either:

a) Ult from space and hit nothing

OR

b) Ult closer to ground and either die yourself or get one shot by ANYTHING: a Bap shooting you, an Ashe thats always around, a random Rein charge, a Genji slicing through you, etc

Its crappy…

Ill gladly go into a custom game with you, have you stand still as i use pharah- and prove to me that i cant hit you when you stand still