How Screwed Are You?

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Jeff Kaplan himself has seen your gameplay, and he’s decided that you’re really good! So good, in fact, that he suspects you may be hacking. And there’s only one way to deal with hackers.

Jeff has sent out an Overwatch hero to kill you. Coincidentally, it’s the hero you main. This hero will make their way to your home and eliminate you to the best of their abilities.

Luckily, there’s hope! You have a protector, in the form of your least played hero! They will defend you from Jeff’s assassin.

How do you think you will fare?

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I’m on console so hacks don’t exist, If they did Microsoft can actually brick tour console.

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So you mean he’s going to shadow ban me and only put me in matches with other hackers?

Cool, Jeff. But what if I’m not hacking and I’m actually just really good? Jeff? Jeff? Where are you going Jeff… come back here Jeff!

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You are telling me to put my hopes and dreams of saving my own skin from a giant, tanky, knight with an even bigger hammer…

… with a hamster in a mech suit.

Well ****.

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Mercy has come to kill me and Wrecking Ball is here to save me. x3

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So I have a dude that can level a skyscraper defending me from a lady that has a pea shooter pistol. Thanks for your help, Doomfist, I think we got this.

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So I’m being hunted by a time-bending ex-pilot and my only defense is a Hamster with a Miley Cyrus fetish.

Well, at least I have a good life insurance policy.

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It would be tracer vs hammond for me, i have faith in the hammster.

HAMMOND OVERDRIVE!!!

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A cyborg ninja hunts me but I have moira to defend me. I like my odds, except the fact that I’d rather have genji kill than be saved by moira

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Lawl the fact you believe theres no hacks on consoles is quite funny.

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Lucio against either brig or sym, ez clap. I live

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Oh that’s no problem, it’s just a bronze widowmaker coming after me. No need for your help Mei, I got this.

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You have to be at least below the age of twelve to believe that, there hasn’t been hackers since Xbox 360.

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Moira VS Bastion.

Sadly, i would be perfectly fine and unharmed in the end.
Me and Moira can stay at Least 20 meters away from it at all times. X3

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Doomfist or Widowmaker will be defending me from Zenyatta. I fancy my odds.

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I have Torb to protect me against Mercy / Zen / Rein.

Not too worried about zen or mercy. Rein is kind of scary.

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I… Did come across an Aimbot on Console once.
And only a Clear Aimbot, Once.

It was a Diamond Tracer, and… They were tracking through walls.
Like… Snapping To the targets, through walls.

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Must have been using a keyboard and Mouse adapter I haven’t met a hacker since the 360.

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A monkey vs. a hamster, should be interesting.

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Well, i have come across a K&M Widow… She was High diamond, and… Frankly, Not playable against, while your entire team has controllers.

But yea… that tracer was something else… Pretty sure my whole team stopped to report them, as we all went afk in spawn for a minute. X3
(Myself included… there was no fighting it anyways.)

You really would have had to see it to believe it… it looked like something off of YT.