Ana - 0 Pro dating advice: Don’t date someone if you’re more attracted to their daughter.
Ashe - 6 Would kill me. Possible worth?
Baptiste - 7 Would be higher, but the dad jokes.
Bastion - 10 Think of the mods.
Brigitte - 0 Teenager vibes don’t jive with me.
Doomfist - 4 Best boobs in the game, but not very gentlemanly.
D.va - 0 See Brigitte
Echo - 10 she could turn into Pharah
Genji - 0 Gross.
Hanzo - 10 Great muscles and he won’t talk to me? I love people who don’t talk to me.
Junker Queen - 5 I am afraid.
Junkrat - 2 Bet he has diseases.
Kiriko - See Brigitte.
Lucio - 10 Some people’s personalities pretty much guarantee they’ll be good in bed
McCree - 10 I wanna play DnD with him
Mei - 0 Kinda cringe.
Mercy - 0 Too patronizing.
Moira - 11 An androgynous lass who likes to experiment
Orisa - 10 Every baby needs a mommy
Pharah - 11 Noble, clever, beautiful, strong yet vulnerable–This is my ideal lesbian.
Reaper - 11 Great legs and top notch sarcasm.
Reinhardt - 7 Yes, but the rocket booster stays.
Roadhog - 0 The grunting
Sigma - 0 The feet
Sojourn - 5. Boring.
Soldier: 76 - 6. +5 if wearing sweater
Sombra - 8
Symmetra - 0 She gonna judge my bedroom
Torbjorn - 0 Look at how many kids he has. He’s gonna get me pregnant
Tracer - 0 See Brigitte
Widowmaker - Too many issues.
Winston - 4 Solid cuddle buddy.
Wrecking Ball - 0 Not hamsters, definitely not hamsters.
Zarya - 0 She gonna bodyshame me.
Zenyatta - 10 Ideal Netflix and Chill pick
I did ask for other people’s scores… I never said mine were definitive. Unless a gay person can be judged for liking the same gender, then you may not judge me for my personal preferences.
Ana - 6, she’s lovely.
Ashe - 9, madam… madam.
Baptiste - 10, i luv him.
Bastion - 0, but he’s cute!
Brigitte - 8, qt pie!
Doomfist - 2, and dey say- and dey say- and dey say he’s meh.
D.va - 10, a million times 10.
Echo - 3, pass.
Genji - 8, I dunno, I like him.
Hanzo - 4, no.
Junker Queen - 10… marriage when?
Junkrat - 6, but if he showers could be a 7.
Kiriko - 0, stay away from me.
Lucio - 7, cute lil mans <3
McCree - 10, ohhh my goodness.
Mei - 0, begone.
Mercy - 10, pretty lady go brrr!
Moira - 10… mind your business…
Orisa - 0, that’s all.
Pharah - 1, she gets one point for being pretty, but I hate her.
Reaper - -8, I won’t do it again.
Reinhardt - 9, c’mon, he’s great.
Roadhog - 0, no piggy for me.
Sigma - 4, lost points for the toes just being out and about.
Sojourn - 3, eh… not my thing.
Soldier: 76 - 5, he’s okay.
Sombra - 9, I genuinely think she’s insanely pretty.
Symmetra - 8… I guess.
Torbjorn - 2… It’s the turret, really.
Tracer - 6, cute, but annoying.
Widowmaker - 9, kiss when?
Winston - 3, Winton cute, but that’s it.
Wrecking Ball - 10, this lil mans is so CUTE
Zarya - 10… look away from me…
Zenyatta - 8, would definitely hold his hand.
And why’d we leave out Ramattra? I love him. 11/10 would kiss.
Ana - 6, she’s pretty, but way too much mom-energy
Ashe - 9, the voice x.x
Baptiste - 9, chill guy with good dance moves and he drops bars in his karaoke
Bastion - 0, I don’t do robot
Brigitte - 8
Doomfist - 5
D.va - 9/0, varies as she wavers over the line between cringe and cute
Echo - 0, robot
Hanzo - 5, a bit too stuffy
Junker Queen - 10, just is
Junkrat - 6, I don’t think he’s bad looking or annoying, but c’mon he has rashes and he treats them with radioactive dirt.
Kiriko - 2, but I haven’t seen her on her bike yet so who knows
Lucio - 8
McCree - 6, minus points for being a smoker
Mei - 5, Mei is kinda cute but also pure evil so y’know
Mercy - 10, no explanation needed
Moira - 2, no explanation needed
Orisa - 0, robot
Pharah - 6, she’s pretty but obnoxious
Reaper - 6, he’s OK
Reinhardt - 8, good taste in music
Roadhog - 1, no explanation needed
Sigma - 6, mid
Sojourn - 5, mid
Soldier: 76 - 6, too much salty-dad energy
Sombra - gets a ten for finally getting her toes out
Symmetra - 6, pretty but dull
Torbjorn - 5, I’ve heard you should try his meatballs but I’ll pass
Tracer - 1, blinkety-blinkety Tracer’s voice lines make me want to hot tub with a toaster, yeah!
Widowmaker - 7, cute RBF
Winston - 0, is a monkey
Wrecking Ball - 0, is a hampster
Zarya - 7
Zenyatta - 0, robot
I love him. 11/10 would kiss.
And if a gay man tells me Hanzo and Cass aren’t attractive, I’ll judge the hell out of him too.