Happy V Day! OW Pick-up lines

To tie in the game and the holiday, try your hand at making a semi-decent to absolutely-terrible Overwatch themed pick-up line (Let’s keep it PG here people). Ok, maybe PG-13, but nothing gross. I don’t want to lock this post.

I’ll start…

Are you a Junkrat main? 'Cause you know how to make my heart go boom!

Why don’t we make like a pair of Winstons and get Primal tonight? Sorry…

You must play Mercy, because you just resurrected my cold, dead heart.

Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!

-Insert Roadhog squeal line here-

I know there’s more, so give me your best! Or worse, it doesn’t really matter.

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Make like the Iris and embrace me.

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Thanks to you, my colleagues just heard a small shriek of laughter from my desk.

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Are you reaper with 50% lifesteal? Because you get my heart going and give me high blood pressure.

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Usually, I would be your sheild. But today, I just want to be yours~

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I got a line.

When she asks do you have protection.

Winston voice “This will protect us!”

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I actually said to my gf Ana asking I for her Nano was ready because it seems like nanoblade time. We both play Overwatch quite a bit.

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ew, no

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Not sure that’s a pick-up line, but alright!

“Why are you running?” Doomfist

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… - _ -
… Questionable, but okay…

https://goo.gl/images/VkUzQ5

that’s just disgusting.

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Ok I got another one

When she says “You’re powered up get in there!”

Then I ask her “Who’s ready for some punishment!”

:smirk:

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Be the Healthpack to my Genji.

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Embrace the love.

Embrace it…

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