Halsey's "Bad At Love," but it's "I'm Bad At The Game."

Got plat last season
And I can’t stop dropping it
I tell myself I can make it back
But I keep on losing
My friends all laugh for me being plat
They tell me I’m never getting out
So I told them just you wait
Diamond isn’t even that great

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
That I’m hardstuck
But arrogance, arrogance, arrogance, arrogance
Get the best of me
Look coach, I don’t mean to frustrate but
I always make the same mistakes
Bad awareness stays the same. 'cause

I’m bad at the game (ooh-ooh)
If I told you I hit Diamond
You’d know I’d be lyin’ sayin’
You’re still in gold (ooh-ooh)
You’ve got potential
Just you wait
I’m bad at the game

Met a Mercy Main that pockets me
She said I could hit the headshot
But I always miss it with my crosshair a mile away
She left me after one game
Queue will never be the same
We never told no one, but we gave up
Both got way better things to do
But I always miss the duo queue

I believe I believe I believe I believe
That I won’t improve
But arrogance arrogance arrogance arrogance
Consumes me
Look coach, I don’t mean to frustrate but I
Always make the same mistakes
Bad awareness stays the same. 'cause

I’m bad at the game. (ooh-ooh)
If I told you I hit Diamond
You know I’d be lyin’ sayin’
You’re still gold (ooh-ooh)
You’ve got potential
Just you wait
I’m bad at the game. (ooh-ooh)
Oh stuck gold stuck gold stuck gold
I’m bad at the game (ooh-ooh)
I’m bad at the game (ooh-ooh)

I know you’re trying
To get me above this rank
Each time I can’t contain
Each time I can’t contain
Can’t contain the rank I walk away
Each time I can’t contain

You know I’m bad at the game. (ooh-ooh)
You know I can’t hit Diamond
You lyin’ sayin’
You can get out of gold
You’ve got potential
Just you wait
I’m bad at the game. (ooh-ooh)
I’m plat I’m plat I’m plat (ooh-ooh)
I’m bad at the game. (ooh-ooh)
Oh, oh

Thoughts???

I don’t advise quitting your day job

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I chuckled at that

I really dislike the original song but this is perfect :joy:

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Beautiful!
Now let’s see the music video. :grin:

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Fun fact, I actually just heard the song on the radio about 10 minutes ago and came up with this.

Don’t have the resources to. If somebody were to make a parody of the song with my lyrics I’d approve though.