Everyone has that one moment or act which triggers them in this game where, even if you don’t lash out, you might silently seethe when it happens.
For me it’s when I FINALLY get my favourite map, the appropriately named and beautifully old-school KING’S ROW, only for some goober to quit in the spawn room and cancel the match.
So, what makes you wish for someone to step on a Lego?
Dumb people existing
Whenever I see sombra
I actually feel that. Even if you dominate the Sombra, they just make the whole session a chore.
There it is folks
It was inevitable
People who get angry even when their team won. Literally why?
You know, I actually enjoyed stepping on a lego as a kid. As long as you don’t stomp it or hit those sharp corners, those little knopsies felt like a foot massage.
I’m going to have to ask you to delete this comment, on the grounds of what the heck
People who report me for playing tunes in chat even though they never intended to use their mic in the first place.
Honestly based.
This happened to me in comp the other day. There were signs of life in the VC and everything. 
We rolled first point too fast.
1 ) People that believe in the leaver penalties.
2 ) Driving a semi truck and having that one driver that always thinks the semi truck with 80,000lbs coupled to the wheels can just stop on a dime.
3 ) any person that works for blizzard that wont actually fix match maker and goes on camera saying they “are”.
My feet are throbbing! 
im sorry.
at least they didn’t say something along the lines of people falling into a whole pool of legos. THat’d be AWFUL. 
Littering. (50 characters)
Anyone who makes life difficult for other people through their selfish and antisocial behavior and wastes the time they have invested in something. Whether in real life or in games.
The Lego company sells special slippers that allow you to walk without hurting your feet. In case you’re interested…
Why report when you can just be muted?
Just know that if you’ve played tunes, no one will hear anything you might want to say later.
I keep my voice chat on just incase an enemy becomes a server admin, then i keep calling out that specific enemy’s movements.
I once told my tank, who instalocked Doom, that I hope a shell falls in his eggs.
He responded with, “I eat the shells.”
Ever since then I haven’t been the same. 
People playing Sigma.