Give the hero above you one useless buff

Sigma can now lift the payload with his ult and put it to the final destination or the very start.

Mercy

Mercy can now set enemies on fire if she touches them with her wings during Valkyrie.

Lucio.

Spamming “why are you so angry?” Will increase his damage by 1% for 0.1 seconds.

Soldier 76.

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Both the damage and speed reduction of Mei’s primary fire and ultimate have 5% less effect on D.Va (in pilot form only) if Soldier: 76 is on her team.

He gave her his jacket at the beginning of the match so she’d be decent.

Mei

Mei deals 2% less damage on Oasis, because the heat makes her gun ineffective. However, on Volskaya Industries her damage is increased by 2%.

Ana

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That is not a useless buff, that’s an immediate win.

Now Ana has a second nade that deals 0.1 damage with no after effects if she touches Pharah mid air with her first nade while spaming the voiceline “do you need someone to tuck you in?”.

Mama hong
or easier brigitte.

Brig’s flail now has a scoped mode.

Reaper

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Reaper gets 5% ult charge every time he drops his shotguns into one of the rubbish bins on the map (e.g. the ones in the attackers spawn on Hollywood) to encourage responsible waste disposal and recycling.

Torbjorn

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It’s not useless though. If he gained like 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 why not?

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That’s fair I guess yeah

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Torbjorn’s turret now locks on to his teammates as well as his enemies

Pharah

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Pharah can crouch while airborne

Echo

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All player’s on Echo’s team hears what she hears faintly echoing in the distance.

Orisa

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When orissa sheild breaks she takes a centaur sized dump on the map out of fear

Doomfist

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Uppercut has no range damage falloff.

Symmetra

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Sym can now melee 0.000001 percent faster

Mercy

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Mercy’s rez revives the targeted player, but demanding sacrifice, randomly kills one person on her team at the same moment, possibly Mercy herself.

Rein

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Rein will, without warning, break into a David Hasselhof song for no apparent reason. This, of course, will last for 2 minutes, during which your team is without a Rein.

Widowmaker

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Widow’s ult is now xray sights. Instead of red silhouettes, now it displays skeletons.

Pharah

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