Give the hero above you one useless buff

Moira now gets 10 more dps on her beam everytime there’s a post on her on the forums, saying she’s braindead.

Hanzo.

4 Likes

Every time someone dies, Hanzo automatically says, "YOU are already dead. "

Echo.

1 Like

When Hanzo says “YOU are already dead,” Echo’s memories of Liao engage and she hangs her head and says “I know…” then starts sobbing quietly.

Everybody who doesn’t type “F” in match chat loses an endorsement level.

Mercy

2 Likes

Mercy can now perform rez at any time but the cast time is ten seconds and the rezed target comes back at spawn

Zenyata

2 Likes

Gains two charges of discord.

Symmetra

How is that useless?

Photon Barrier would serve as a wall to her enemies and her allies.

Sombra.

1 Like

You can still only put one discord at a time. It has two charges but non of them is be used. So your discord pretty much doesn’t change.

Can now hack props too.

Edit: Ops, forgot to pick a hero.

1 Like

Can’t believe this is still going :rofl:. Anyway I’ll do the next hero…

Echo can duplicate random objects…

McCree

1 Like

McCree now whistles random songs all match.

Sombra

1 Like

Sombra now yells in Spanish if she sees anyone kill D.va (yes I like some.va dont @me)

Roadhog

2 Likes

Bullets bounces off his belly but he still takes the dmg.

D.Va

1 Like

Getting kills will cause D.Va’s mech suit to dispense Mountain Dew and Dorito’s. These can be consumed by anyone (for no effect whatsoever).

Orisa.

Able to deploy her puppy in the battlefield to bite enemies or act as a distraction / decoy / cannon fodder. So Orisa and her teammate will be less likely to be shot at for a while.

Ugly Torbjorn.

1 Like

Torbjorn’s hammer can now repair broken railings.

Reinhardt

3 Likes

Reinhardt can now spam “BEER!” infinitely without internal cooldown.

Widowmaker

2 Likes

Venom Mine killing blows reset the cooldown of Venom Mine.

Mcree

Combat roll has no cooldown while McCree is using his ultimate.

Winston

1 Like

Winston gains 1hp if he says the peanut butter voiceline during his ult. Not stackable.

Symmetra

Symmetra has a quest on payload maps, with 3 objectives:

  • Having the "Setting up the carwash!" voiceline equipped, and played
  • Placing all turrets in an arch above the path of the payload
  • Actually having the payload roll under her turrets

Successfully washing the payload will make it glow gold.

Junkrat

Riptire can blow up the payload, resulting in a draw.

Sigma

1 Like