granted but you can only travel to Nepal.
i wish Nepals flag was flag shaped
Granted, but now Nepal is called Nipple.
I wish we had an underwater map.
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Granted, but any non-robot dies a few seconds after spawning from drowning.
I wish to have a fart lasting 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
Granted but the strain on your body causes you to explode in a smelly firework of flesh.
I wish I had enough coins to buy all the new Anniversary items
Granted, but there’s only one new anniversary skin and it’s a common recolour
I wish I was level 3 on this forum
Granted, but you never level up in-game again.
TBH I wish for this thread never to die 
Granted, but after a month all new replies are Rick-Rolls.
I wish to lose a pound of fat in a healthy, skin firming manner every time i eat a doughnut.
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Granted but you are also forced to run an hour each time.
I wish for the next poster to not grant my wish.
Granted instead you are trapped on a deserted island with Zarya and she takes interest in you.
I wish every time i said a bad word a million bucks was deposited into my bank account
Granted, but you get actual Bucks not cash.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted but the Universe erupts in gilactic warfare.
I wish my underwear didn’t have so many holes
Granted, Your underwear now has no holes. But since since you still had them on they just severed your torso and legs.
I wish I was a kid again with no stress in life. Hell not even knowing what stress is.
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Granted. You have no stress but you are stuck in perpetual childhood in adolescence. Your voice squeaks and you have hair growing in weird places. Zits cover your face and you are grounded most of the time.
I wish I had a suit and shield made of Vibranium.
Actually… kind of want that to happen.
Granted, but Thanos and Jeff both agree you’re OP, so Thanos snaps his fingers, aaaaannnnd… 
I wish Hanzo’s leap could hold two charges.
granted but he loses 25 hp after every leap
i wish SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLE ME
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Granted but nobody knows what just happened
I wish I didn’t eat a whole tube of Pringles a couple of minutes ago
granted, you at the a few seconds ago
I wish I wouldn’t procrastinate my homework like I am right now
Granted instead you procrastinate everything else.
I wish I could shoot a bow like Hanzo
Granted, but you can only do so with your feet.
I wish Overwatch was less addictive.
Granted…you are now addicted to Princess Pony Farmhouse Emulator.
I wish I could make complex notes and musical phrases using my armpit and hand as a instrument
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