Forum Hanzo, the 2 faced God

The mythological being known as Forum Hanzo displays 2 well defined behaviors.

When he is on the enemy team he:

  • Has 100% chance of headshots
  • Shoots arrows so big he will hit everything everywhere
  • Storm Arrow oneshots tanks and has 0 CD
  • Can leap with the same mobility of Valkyrie
  • Can dodge every attack
  • Has Graviton Surge bound to his ultimate

When he is on your team he:

  • Cannot land a shot
  • Has friendly fire on
  • Spawns with 10 HP
  • Can only jump inside the enemy team
  • Has invisible walls limiting him to approach the objective
  • Doesn’t have an ult

Edits: Typos.

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The tank & support mobs/cults are going to flag you lol [Me too lol]

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Lol Widow has similar powers as well

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Don’t forget that blue Hanzo is always a Default skin/spray/voiceline that’s super chill.

Red Hanzo has glowing red eyes, golden bow with wolf skin, and always T-bags after a kill spamming “A gift - A gift - A gift, for you!”

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Not to mention the silent ult xD

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Of course, how could I forget!
Blue Hanzo reeeeeees at the top of his lungs “Ryu ga waga teki wo kurau!!!” and everyone dodges it.

Red Hanzo quickly whispers “Ryugawagatekiwokurau” and is fired from behind us.

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Remember, none of his shots are intentional. They are ALWAYS luck!

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lawl

Jokes aside, as a Zarya main, having a good Hanzo on the team who gets picks, combos dragon with grav, and is in vc, I don’t know if I could ask for a better DPS on the team, combo wise.

Of course, finding a Hanzo player with all the above qualities is few and far between in plat/diamond.

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Just duo with a good Hanzo and roll into upper diamond.

I mean calling people cults is a good start.

On topic, don’t forget the Jupiter sized arrows. So big isn’t big enough.

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Forum genji next? Would love to see that :stuck_out_tongue:

Enemy hanzo in a nutshell :

(sorry for the watermark thing ,couldn’t find anything better)

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That’s one of the best OW memes I have ever seen.

Speaking of which OW needs a pyro. Ashe’s dynamite doesn’t count.

Yeah can’t wait til they nerf him :smiley:

Laughs in Hanzo one-trick

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still an all-range sniper

Short question.

Sure most of the complains that you listed are 100% wrong. Like they are about any hero that is targeted for a nerf by some people. See Brigitte, D.Va or Mercy.
But Hanzo have still problems.

Im a tank player and Hanzo is one of those heroes that is a tank counter. Cool I get it, but on the same page Hanzo shouldn’t be an opener and shild burster. I see the problem with Hanzo that players don’t get punished, when they got dived, what should be the main weakness from Hanzo. Meanwhile Hanzo have enough mobility now and easy to use burst damage that lock all tanks up, as long you don’t run GOATs.

The problem that most of the people have here, is that Hanzo win too ofen close up match up that he shouldn’t win. Even it is a lucky headshot, you feel cheated, because a sniper shouldn’t be strong in close combat. And with the buffs to his primar fire and storm arrow they gave Hanzo this ability, thats why there are people complaining like myself.
Scatter wasn’t better as an skill as storm arrow is now, both skill feel cheap if you get killed with it. The only difference is now that they made storm arrow a lot easyer to use than scatter ever was ( Was scatter on 6 sec cooldown like storm is now? Mabye you can answer me that too) without cutting any of his other skills as a tradeoff.

Sure Blizzard isn’t good at balancing there game, what they proved with the Mc Rightclick change. They make all the DPS way easyer too play without cutting the effective to carry on those heroes down by the same amount. (Well same could be said about healers, if you look at the kits from Moria and Brigitte compared to that from Ana, for the tanks I can’t really speak, because the only really “new” tank is the hamster, which I don’t really play that often.)

So to summon this, if people see that hero X need Y amount to be played good, than they won’t really complain. But with the buffs to Hanzo those amount Y was reduced to 50% what you need to be good with the “old” Hanzo, who I think no one really complained about, when he got 1 shooted from (if you don’t count the scatter complains)

at least he is not as bad as forum JUNKRAT when he first got his buffs. forum junkrat could
teamkill everyone with a blindfold
his projectiles where the size of Roadhogs and are undodgeable
his conc mines had the damage of mini nukes
he could direct pharahs 100% of the time thus he had no counter
Riptire would charge in only 1 second every fight
Riptire would move as fast as sonic
Riptire had 10000 HP and did the damage of a Dva self destruct

just because “forum version” of a hero sounds super strong does not mean that the hero is not super strong. in all honesty Hanzo, REAL HANZO is a snipers, without the weaknesses of a sniper and that is the problem he does need nerfs, he is a better jack of all trades then soldier

Haha I’m red Hanzo and I love it!

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