Fix your match making!

Devs: “We want a budget to fix problems in overwatch.”

Corporate: “So how will this result in an immediate x20 return on budget?”

Devs:" W- No. No, we just want to fix a few… giant issues."

Corporate: “so you’re telling me if I give you this money it’ll just serve to improve the quality of our product?”

Devs: " Yes, you s-"

Corporate: “You have said enough. The answer is no.”

Devs: “Wait, wait … A… Are you serious?”

Corporate: “… I’ve docked your pay. Get out of my office, but before you go, let me tell you something. Don’t you ever, EVER try to stick up for those sub-human mongoloids ever again. You gouge them, and you shut up. That’s it. Got it?!?”

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