Face it. The Console Pool has been sabotaged by PC players

It’s been confirmed that nobody won a game of Competitive Play on console due to PC players who sabotaged the Console Pool.

The forbidden truth “Blizzard” doesn’t want you to know about. I am DarkReaper and I approve this message.

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It’s true. These damn kids and their XIM’s. Back in my day i had terrible aim and was proud of it!

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Ever since pc players realized using a wii fitness board and a usb steering wheel gave them a competitive edge over classic controllers they have been unstoppable.

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I was just thinking this :rofl: Same brain

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But we know he’s not though

No joke though, I’m the psycho that likes motion controls.

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I use motion controls for the switch handheld. Works very well imo

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That’s a good first step, you get even more mileage though if you play it blindfolded. Bonus points if it’s your little brother playing it.
(Seriously tho I agree with you :slight_smile: )

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Can confirm.

I’ve jumped around on my wii fit board like I’m the Green Goblin and get kills that way, its way more satisfying then using m&k or any other controller.

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Teammates love you. Enemies want to be you. Your downstairs neighbors wished they never met you.

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What am I even reading here??

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You mean more XIMs? They kinda ruin it

Switch controls are better than a controller. There almost as good as a mouse. Not sure how fast you can turn with them but the aiming is basically mouse level.

Always amazes me when controller users crap on switch, it’s like bro, at least they can aim there lol.

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OH WERE YOU USING TILT CONTROLS, JOSH? WERE YOU?
SHUT UP!

i was using tilt controls all along you guys
but you know i really wasnt

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i just crap on the controller feel (like the literal feel of the controller)

DarkReaper posts remind me of the tabloid magazines you cant help but read the covers of as you wait in line at the supermarket.

Okay let’s just calm down a second, lol.

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? I am calm, what makes you think I’m not.

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No I mean your claim that gyro is almost as good as a mouse is a wild claim, lol. It’s not. It’s fun, its arguably better than just controller, but it definitely is NOT clicking on heads like a mouse. Not even close.

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I play with a power glove myself surrounded by pictures of fred savage for inspiration.