Damn our tank was trash. Our DPS was trash.
Also I have 1000 heals XD.
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Naw, not feeding into that hyperbole. I’m first to blame myself if things aren’t working out as the support player.
Ding dong you’re wrong. 
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I’ve been averaging 5k per 10 with Lucio which is a good bit lower than prior seasons
Not the Soldier, who is on fire, running around a corner, up a stairwell, down a hallway, off a ledge, into a room, up another stairwell, out a window, across a soccer field, through an active elementary school, into a launching rocket ship and off to Mars to escape his supports.
Wait, Cass, you needed healing this whole time too? Why didn’t you say something?
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We would have won if only you healed harder. Report yourself for throwing
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Soldier is running to escape his legacy now that the PvE is dead
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i just type “nice try” and mutter something nasty under my breath
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Sorry, lemme just exist harder. Mb
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Meanwhile, Zen smashes his shift key with meteoric force to squeeze out more HPS from Harmony.
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Pfft. 5k? Way too much. Check out this mad lad who ramapaged through King’s Row. A true green Lucio.
(Not a dig at anyone, if for no other reason than we won. I respect the commitment to not using yellow song, even for self healing.)
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Ugh. You know I’ve been weighing lately whether a 0 heal all-green lucio is reportable. If thats considered griefing. I do think it is, but… somehow I’m not too certain of that 
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Everybody is like that. Even me sometimes because sometimes I’m also right about it.
I’ve been weighing lately if I should report Lucios existence to god so he can unmake whatever went wrong in humanity to cause it.
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every support player? You heard it here first: we’re a hivemind.
(Who wants to bet OP just came out of a bad game where they were trash talked by their supps?)
That made me lol irl 
Nice 
I wouldn’t report that myself because I think taking it to that extreme is only a problem if nobody else on the team adjusts and if it can’t be mistaken for throwing. Once I realised that Lucio was providing literally no healing thanks to glancing at the scoreboard mid-game, I focused on healing first and foremost. I didn’t feel like he was throwing because he didn’t mindlessly feed; this crazy son of a gun had zero deaths, while a lot of QP Lucios who play aggro are on a speed run to get to a double digit death count.
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hahaha yeah true that’s literally me every game hahaha
haha
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I think I agree… however, if it really comes down to if they still play well or not, that makes me a lil uneasy. It can still be a bad game experience for one or multiple of lucio’s teammates.
I’ll take your word for it about that game. I have questions that need context I think. Like I see one dps backfill, and the tank having 14 deaths, on the opposing team. Did lucio really help that much, or was the enemy team in pieces? Could you have had just 4 people on your team and still won?
Scoreboards are irritating to try and discern nuggets of knowledge from 
Just in general I mean.
Usually I remember to take a screenshot in-game so that the game time appears in the top left for a bit of better context. I think it’d be neat if the scoreboard showed where the game was at that point, but sadly it ain’t so.
In this case, the game ended in victory for the defenders, just before the end point of King’s Row B, where they got close to capping the cart but the walk time back from attacker’s B spawn proved too much for them to overcome. I think that DPS slot was replaced by someone more capable during A, then that more capable person left in the last minute or so of the game leaving some poor sod to backfill for the defeat.
It might not have been an out-and-out stomp, but no, it didn’t feel like fair matchmaking. But then, fair matches can be hard to come by nowadays.
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We found it guys, the exception to the rule.
I thought only True Flex Players admitted their mistake when playing Support, what a time to be alive.
No FR, if we had “Healing Received” as a stat, the amount of trash Support “mains” that would be exposed would be unbelievable.
Ive become accustomed to unranked being pretty wonky in regards to mm. I see silver thru masters players in my lobbies.
Then again, I’m not sure the average player really understands what their asking for in regards to having balanced lobbies. That means grinding comp till you reach a 50% winrate, doesn’t it? Doesn’t a 50% winrate mean your lobbies are balanced and your playing at your appropriate rank?
We want to win a majority of our matches, but we also want balanced lobbies. Too few people can recognize thats really an impossible thing to ask for.