I was minding my business, venturing through the hero gallery when I noticed something. There’s nobody named Overwatch??? The chick I thought was Overwatch is apparently a tracker or something. Talk about an oversight LOL
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As a “Tracker” main I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this.
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yeah and that windowmaker chick doesn’t even make windows. the baptist guy does?
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No I need your help, the campaign is really confusing the bots on both teams are really bad and the game gave me this weird piece of bronze to melt down into a weapon or something? I need to get to 730 SR but I don’t know what kind of temperature that is I’m really bad at these puzzle games
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Also:
She literaly made herself a Widow. But yeah, I also think that Widowmaker is kinda weird name xD
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Funny enough as the game is as it is right now a casual player with no idea of the lore could unironically think the same as you joked about because there’s no in-game lore whatsoever despite the 3 missions from archives event (which are only playable 4 weeks a year) and the interactions / dialogues in-game.
Kinda sad.
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Oh yea you have to pick hanzo and shoot the wall as usual.
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Of COURSE, thank you 
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No problem. You should also infiltrate their spawn.
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Lore in this game is outside of gameplay (I forget the actual term for it, “narrative dissonance”?) but yeah.
Take Valorant for example, they made a canonical explanation as to why there can be duplicates of the same agent on opposite sides; Overwatch doesn’t have to take that route, but it would be nice if they explained why we fight on certain maps like they used to (Route: 66 and Eichenwalde are great examples).
Nah, you’ve got it all wrong, SR isn’t a measurement of temperature. It means you need more Strontium in your body. You get it from drinking seawater and eating soil.
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You bring joy to my life
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That way you can become a red firework.
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For RED fireworks, use a strontium compound! Green, try barium! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
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JASONBENT Overwatch, you just made this old man’s day : )
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You are the Overwatch. It’s a game about finding yourself.
Also don’t eat the Toblerone, it has a molten lava filling. 
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You really do embarrass me sometimes.
Oh I’ve played with him before
But hm… What kind of Overwatch am I to become?
Well there are 3 tracks, you have tanks ranging from Panzerkampfwagens to Renault R35’s, then you’ve got your dips which come in a wide variety like sour cream, French onion, Salsa verde, creamy ranch, you name it they’ve got it… finally there are hillers responsible for hilling, we’re talking Notting Hilling, Beverly Hilling, Faith Hilling, etc.
You can be any Overwatch you want but remember one thing: whether you’re tanking, dipping or hilling, there is no aye in teamster (unless your convoy is voting by parliamentary procedure).
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They said Windowmaker you know as in window maker 
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