Enemy team ruins the game! Everytime!

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Before you mark me as a master level hater, hear me out while I lay pure and solid evidence in front of you. My take on what needs to be fixed in this game.

Supports:

I don’t know what Blizzard was thinking with giving enemy supports ability to heal themselves and their team. And don’t even get me started with all the kill-everyone-while-knitting-crochet-and-take-no-damage abilities that some enemy supports like Kiriko, Bap, Illari, Mercy, Brigette, Moira, Ana, Zen and Lucio has. Don’t get me wrong, my team supports also suck, cuz they’re not dedicated to healing me and doing whatever they want. I don’t really pay much attention to these fks and I can’t care less. Anyway, this role should be removed from game, if you ask me.

Tanks:

Now this is probably the most farty rankest (means smelly, not the comp rank, felt like I need to explain) role ever. My team tank just dies. They just die. They don’t push payload. They don’t kill enemies. They don’t provide shield. All they do is die. But then enemy tank is always some kind of smurf that just doesn’t die. Devs needs to punish these hackers. (I’ll make a diff post about it later).

Damage:

Now, time for self reflection. My team’s other DPS is the most brainless hare to ever jump across my fence into my lawnmower. They always play worst hero or hog the heros that I want to play. Their damage sucks but always happen to steal the POTG from me. It’s high time blizzard nerfed this 2nd DPS role. It really bugs me. Also why is there a no skill junkrat, wallhacks widowmaker, pocketed pharah, another no skill torbjorn, even more no skill hanzo, tryhard genji, legally dumb echo and shamelessly spamming bastion on other team. I hate when I get killed by these low level creatures and my useless tank doesn’t protect me or the soon-to-be-removed supports don’t heal me.

Overall my point, if it was 6v6, I would get POTG every time.

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They put something in that milk, cuh. Stop drinking it. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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is this post about POTG or how you want to remove supports from the game? im very confused

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lol it’s satire about players not accepting responsibility for their own performance. They asked Blizzard to ‘nerf the DPS on my team that’s not me.’ :laughing:

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Thanks for clarifying. I placed Fart 3 when I first came back in Season… 6 I think it was.

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I hate the enemy team. My team also.

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Tbh, this ranking system itself is a mega fraud. They really need to rework it. Way too many folks in GM rank these days (I hope all of you guys noticed it) and none of them is me. It makes zero sense.

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Ladies and gentlemen
It’s a pleasure to be your host in the annual bait contest
Our first participant stands strong with a rant style “my dps stole the POTG” while also removing the support role

Let’s see how many bites he gets !

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I’ll be somewhat reasonable here and point out enemy team needs to be there, because it is 5v5 after all. But the real problem is when these skill-less hacks drain my life juice before I get my kill or even worst push the payload when I’m not watching. I always make sure report the latter. Doing my effort to keep the community safe.

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Finally a post that actually makes sense and wasnt written by a child

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