D.Va needs a canon boyfriend

Depends, the people who just like certain people and quirks are generally not part of the “boring or interesting crowd”. Those who broadcast their sexuality all over social media and demand people be this or that however are usually in it for attention and social brownie points more than actual romantic interest.

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How dare you? D.va and their partner can be genderless humanoid cyborgs for all we know, and we’re here assuming other entities sexual preferences. How dare you.

Maybe Dva and her mech have a special relationship?

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Maybe. Who knows…!

Though she’s a bit of a player then. She can go threw half a dozen mechs in a single fight. She plays the field with mechs lining up to be with her.

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omg what? Genji still identifies as a man. Your bizarre logic aside, even if he was a robot it’s still a heterosexual relationship

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I prefer my goblin wild magic sorcerer personally. Lol

Well, this thread is over…

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Did they get together? Is the smell of gunpowder that overpowering? :heart_eyes:

I agree.

I want her bf to be a cast iron pirate type of canon, the type that uses gunpowder.

Good idea :grin:

I want Dae-Hyun to be her boyfriend.

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its blizzard, theyll make her an asexual panromantic otherkin with headmates before they add a canonically straight character other than torb

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She friendzoned that dude harder than Michael Bay films explosions. I’d love to see him released as a support hero though. Dae-Hyun that is. Not Michael Bay.

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Dva is a genderless cyborg from the horzion lunar colony.

Dae-Hyun is a skrub that’s why he doesn’t get any.

I’m her boyfriend and yes I’m packing a canon.

The right-wing has only two jokes. They’re both unfunny. And here it is one of them folks. Bravo sir.

On-topic: Silly OW players and their silly shipping fetish.

Not right-wing…
Yikes at responding seriously to some meming though

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