D.VA has the verticality of a Junkrat grenade, the weapons of a discount Tracer gun and the damage of Reaper in far range. She also has a discount Mei ice wall. She’s a bunch of heroes mushed up together. Oh yeah and the ult is a bigger Junkrat ult. I think the only reason people play her is because crusty 45 year old divorced men find her cute or because she has 2 lives. If they removed her cuteness and 2 lives she would be the lowest picked tank. She’s not really fun to me and kind of underpowered in my opinion. She is very easy to kill so she is probably more underpowered than Yoru. Can anyone that mains D.Va tell me how they have fun? In my opinion D.VA is boring and idk why everyone disagrees with me.
I’m Actually concerned if this is supposed to be self destruct
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Oh wow. I see D.Va being played all the time in my games! Does that mean you’re saying there are crusty 45 year old divorced men in every one of my games who are specifically playing a cute character with 2 lives?
Now you’ve got me wondering and worrying over just how many of my teammates are crusty 45 year old divorced men who don’t think D.Va is cute or like her 2 lives mechanic and if this is what has been holding back my SR all this time. 
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I find her a lot of fun.
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D.VA ned boofs. Pyramid.
if she’s not fun to play for you you’re just not good w her
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I’m bad. She’s still fun.
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your right about the age part but im a little bit older. also never been married. thank god
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which dva player hurt u dude ^ _ ^
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She is literally the most fun tank to play other than may be ball.
She also has the right balance between being fun as well as usefull to team unlike ball hog.
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then dont play her ez
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Shut your flip phone no phone iphone android phone fake phone nokia phone smart phone dumb phone chicken bone crusty lips lookin’ tf up <3
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Lol d.va is the funniest tank to play in the game and she is pretty much the reason i’m very close to diamond.
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my brain hurts. whatd you say?