Donkey Kong at 63% winrate

Nerf him blizz. King Kong meta is the worst. He makes Iron Man and Walter White useless.

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Say his name!

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Betelgeuse…
Betelgeuse!
BETELGEUSE!!!

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But like Winston sucks

Iron man isnt bad, you just dont know how to play him into King Ghidorah. Learn to counter mate

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Cause DK is OP. No point in running Winston when DK’s barrel toss can clear a whole point better than primal rage.

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Im confused now who is dk

Eh, it’s better then fat pig

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I agree. He does suck and he, alongside moira, is one of the heroes that only ever gets kills from stealing kills with his tickle gun.

Before anyone says anything, I play him whenever I don’t play Rein. I’m mostly joking but his gun is a tickle machine. Most deaths from him are the rare ult environmental kill and Winston stealing kills when enemies are at low health. Rare occasions are if he focuses you down and you don’t have an escape and you’re alone e.g. I usually die if I’m alone as Lucio because you can’t outrun with speedboost before you die and you can’t outrun with heal on plus he out-damages your heal barely.

Winston is a really weak and inconsequential tank in most situations though.

Bezelgeuse flies overhead dropping bomb scales.

“SOMEONE SAY BAZELGEUSE!?”

Crash lands and detonates dropped bombs

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what about d*ck kickem tho

I am a proud Donkey Kong main. Him and Mewtwo. Sometimes Luigi.

Agreed he should get an alternet fire like eltron ball shoot a secondary like zarya but if on direct impact it deals electricity damage over time like poison maybe two seconds with 15hp per second

You’re g*****n right.

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have fun being platform camped because i ain’t getting near your tether grab to get 0-to-deathed

He’s literally one of the best tanks and is meta both in OWL and on ladder right now?

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A good Luigi player scares me. I just play the Plant though lol

his name is robert paulson

MY BRAIN TREMBLES!!!

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Mario Mario is more well rounded.

But I main King K. Rool and Ridley.