Does sombra exist?

I’ve heard myths of this hacker hero but i’ve never seen her in my games. I think she’s just an urban legend.

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She was just Shrike Ana.

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Sombra is in EVERY QP game I play Widow. She thinks she’s hunting me, but ends up taking the bait with negative KD results most of the time :stuck_out_tongue:

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Sometimes you think you hear something. It’s there just for a second, but when you look, nobody’s there. Just the sound of one little syllable…

“Boop!”

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just go to quickplay and you’ll run into her a lot

2 days ago i was playing her and i picked up tracer again. although yesterday and today im playing moira since im kinda lazy.

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Sombra is a bogeyman used by old babushkas to frighten the little gówniaki into grouping up and not trickling to the objective or going on foolish, unsupported flanks.

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she shouldnt, everyone who doesnt rely on the fun police crutch is in pretty strong agreement of that

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She exists in people’s heads rent free. The omnipresent unstoppable force that is: THE SOMBRA!!! dun Dun…DUNNNNNNN

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although i bought the game because of widow and have the most hours on the hero the most fun i have playing a hero has been sombra

every variation of her… wonder if ill like the next one tho

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Oh, I thought we were talking about real life. Now I feel a little crazy.

:flexed_biceps::pensive_face:

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I understand that this is a joke, but “babushka” is russian, while “gówniak” (exactly in this form) is polish)

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Well, maybe they both queue onto the same server?

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As long as you’re not terrorizing the field, she’ll take that negative KD along with the win, and thank you for it.

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Don’t worry, soon Poland will also be Russia…

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These are few and far between. Last game my Widow went 24-1 vs. their Sombra’s 3-8. Yes, she is annoying, but if she’s not getting elims, then she is not helping her team all that much.

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Ah, then she’s not doing her job. Or, if you’re being protected it’s more than just her job/she wasn’t being supported while you were (unless she’s hacking something like your DF on cooldown and dying cause she’s not built for frontline/middle positioning).

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Agreed – my supports were solid, and I’d constantly ping Sombra the moment she appeared. The whole backline routinely converged at her location, so all she could do was tickle and run. Sombra also really struggles when both Ilari and Torb turrets are present (she can’t hack both without her EMP ult.)

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Long, long ago, Moira threw out a death orb. It didn’t interact with any opponents, flying past them and bouncing around the map. Everyone assumed it expired at the end of its duration.

But this orb was different. Having been denied it’s opportunity to pop up without warning and kill a low hp target, it refused to despawn. Over time, it gained sapience, and a hunger to ambush and kill unsuspecting prey. And, above all else, to be really, really annoying.

Today, we call that orb…

SOMBRA!

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Well, if her team didn’t push those windows that’s not her fault while getting everyone to turn!

I guess this is how Sombra gets value with scores like 6-7 or w/e, and why the scoreboard should be revamped.

The key there is to Virus them from distance/a corner 2.5x before you engage.

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That invisible crap is in every QP match. If they aren’t at the start, as soon as a team starts losing, here comes the invisible crap. Hack, hack, hack. I despise that character. Whoever thought an invisible character was a good idea…it’s wasn’t.