I do, he’s amazing. He can literally do anything! Here’s 3 reasons me at Match Wojo compiled to prove to you, BOB, is best boy.
Reason number 1:
Rem from Re:Zero is considered by many as “best girl”, Rem is a maid. BOB is a butler. I think you can see it already. Additionally, BOB also loves Ashe like Rem loves Subaru, so BOB is already on the right track.
Reason number 2:
BOB’s hugs are warm as the dynamite Ashe throws out. I mean, I never said they were comfortable, I said they were warm, he’s made of some type of metal, he’s probably super hot in the sun and his hugs will be as warm as his shiny head! Also, they’re kinda fuzzy, because of the coat he’s wearing.
Reason number 3:
BOB cannot fart in public. This one will make me seem immature, but this entire post is satire, so it’s alright. Now, picture this, you’re on a date, and everything goes right, just as you’re ordering food, your bf/gf FARTS. Your entire date is ruined now, you had no control over it, plus, you can never go to that restaurant again. BOB would never do this to you! Which is the final reason why, my mental level is that of a 3 year old.
As you can see, me here at Match Wojo had 3 amazing reasons as to why BOB is best boy.
(while writing this post I was so self-conscious, man I’m immature)
You know, I feel like this is a waste of my first thread. I could’ve used it on anything else, but instead I use it on a satire post with no purpose that’ll probably die out in about 2 minutes.
I’ll give you a hint, my name EITHER started, or ended with I. I haven’t been active for EXACTLY 3 months. I don’t actually expect you to search the thread, as you probably have better things to do.