Devs Answered My Prayers

Triple Battle Pass XP now live! All wounds are healed, Overwatch 2 is now at peak performance. Now I can get that final 4000 XP to level 200! My life is complete.

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Which god did you pray to?

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I hope this is sarcasm. We are 1 month away from the next season.

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Whichever one gave us wall-phasing-hook Hog, Perm Turret Bastion, and the Anubis map.

God, I see what you’ve done for others, and I’d like my prayers to be answered to.

Specifically the ones about Tracer’s feet.

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I sacrificed a console to Ishtar for five new mercy bullets. You could try that.

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To cut them off so she’s finally an unviable pick for once in OW history?

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It’s sarcasm. But, yes, I just hit level 200.

At least I can stop playing for a month with no regrets.

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If you couldn’t detect sarcasm from that … heaven help you.

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With this community, one never know.

If your regrets include “I didn’t complete that battle pass”, I’d say the game is a bad influence on you. Games are supposed to be fun, not an obligation.

wow ninetales you are top 500 since season 1?? You are so cool!!!

The two are not mutually exclusive. I do feel an obligation to get all the rewards I paid for while having the fun I did not pay for.

But considering they are just dumb-butt titlers…Yes, you are probably right about bad influences.

I pray for the sock remowing emotes for every hero

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Its open que season 1

Why do you like Lena’s feet?

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I think devs are guilt tripping you with the “fun you did not pay for” part. Remember that you pay with your time and other analytic stuff as well, and don’t let the people motivated to lie to you convince you otherwise.

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You ask anyone who likes feet and they’ll agree, Tracer’s are probably very nice, and she probably likes being barefoot. It’s just a sixth sense we cursed have.