I don’t know why you’re excited that I just picked Mercy, this is a 6 dps team now, I’m not healing you 
(EDIT: Since this seems to be awful hard for some to understand and it keeps going iver people’s heads. This. Is. A. JOKE.
Thank you)
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So you gona play healer and intentionally not heal? Ok.
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Wow, that one really flew over your head, didn’t it?
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They just really like pistols
Pew pew pew
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Propably, i have no idea what you try to say, especialy that this is a forum and there is no 5 dps instalocks, unless they are 5 friends going to forum who do that, other than that every one is separated being and they are not those 5 instalockers you meet in game (and most of those dont go to forum, and when they do they dont care about stuff like that propably)
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This is me 100% lol.
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I feel bad healing with Ana’s on my team
a good half the time I accidentally jump in front of their nanoboosts
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I usually just switch to Mei.
All the healing for me and me alone!
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Welp, at least you not doing it like i did back when i was zen main
tranquility in front of ana when she was using nano aiming at someone else…
And sadly it was even once my play of the game back there
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mercy is a good healers to heal 5 dps tbh, anyway, people pick dps because tanking isnt fun anymore
Honestly, If I get 5dps team, I’ll go melee Torb
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5 dps is pretty fun, as long as the other team is running it too, imo.
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mercy + 5 dps can be fun. It’s easy to top everyone up.
I’d rather have 5dps than 4dps and 1 tank tbh.
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I mean, if people do that in QP I totally pick Mei.
That wasn’t a joke. 
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If I get a 5 dps in team… I will pick the 6th and have some fun for one game lol
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tanking isnt fun because dps players are bad or throwing, they have no game sense, they think they are gods, almost every genji main asking for nano boost or pocketing mercy… Quad dps is good with rein and ana but as support you are healing mostly only rein and nano boosting also only rein to keep main target alive and dps players need to hunt health packs and kill kill kill kill… i feel kinda stupid when i have 2/2/2 i my team but supports are just pocketing dps players and tanks are dying… me and second tank usualy switch to something else because its boring to play a tank when you are not healed at all… mkay i can go hog but why? just big target and thoose dps players in my team just screaming “hog stop feeding”…
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one game? this happens 4/5 games in some regions…
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as a former healer main turned tank main, tanking isnt fun because of cc and the lack of good healers, you either queue with a healer friend or have to deal with an ana trying to get potg or a mercy pocketing her boyfriend or just a moira not healing.
dps is the only hard carry role and it’s the one that provides the most variety of gameplay, that’s why on qp i enjoy it alot more then tanking.
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I love the five insta lock DPS picks in games, just means I can go Ana and practice my aim (Usually not on my team since no one is really protecting their only support)
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