Creating the worst balance patch possible

Let’s ruin the game with our terrible balancing ideas.

-General Changes

Enabled Friendly fire on quickplay and competitive

Enabled random crits

Enabled random tripping

-Widowmaker

If you miss, you damage yourself instead.

-Doomfist

Increase the damage for all of Doomfist’s abilities by 5000% percent.

Reduced cooldowns by 100%

-Sombra

Sombra can now backstab dealing 10,000 damage. Upon successful stab regain all your health is restored and you gain a +75% speed boost for 3s.

-Mei

Completly freezing an enemy will increase damage they receive by 5000%

-McCree

Now has 6000 rounds per clip

-Bastion

Bastion can now fly in sentry mode.

-Pharah

Pharah now moves four times faster while in the air.

-Roadhog

Can now hook the payload.

Symmetra

Now has an infinite amount of turrets.

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Absolutely breathtaking.

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General:

  • A minigun spawns in the centre of KOTH maps and anyone can pick it up.
  • Limited ammo
  • Collisions with the map now do damage if you’re going fast enough.
  • Maps will be mirrored at random

Heroes:

  • McCree and Ashe’s hat now effect their FOV
  • Mercy is now a standard doctor you visit in spawn
  • Torb bounces back when he uses his secondary fire
  • Widowmaker and Roadhog have switched hooks
  • Zenyatta now uses a gym scooter to move
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All barriers are “mirrors” in the inside for the own team. Therefore, they can only be effectively used to create space because they shoot everything back at yourself. Otherwise the tank has to expose himself to the enemy team. Most of the Winston players are reported. Brigitte always stuns herself.

Roadhog: He can hook the yellow door of spawns, thus increasing the space which grants heal.

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Sounds like those overwatch RPG servers.

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  • Dva
    • Dva’s voicelines can be heard by everyone, no matter where they are on the map.

Developer comment: We felt she wasn’t cringy and annoying enough, so we decided to make her hearable everywhere.


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Dva: your ultimate can now kill people behind the wall and the explosion limit is now unlimited

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God, I’d freaking love to hook dash all over as hog.

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Orisa

She can now infinitely deploy shields and have multiple shields at a time on the map.

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Mercy
Now can fly indefinitely. Rez have 10 sec cooldown and mercy becomes invulnerable during all the cast time. (Rez machine)
Brig
Shield Bash 2 sec CD, goes through barriers and does 100 damage, lol
Ashe
Bob becomes her shift ability and on a 5 sec cool down.

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Genji

  • Gets a dash cooldown reset on elmination.
  • Gets a dash cooldown reset when ulting.
  • Can reflect while ulting.

Oh, wait…

You just need one change to ruin the complete entirety of the game.

  • Capture percentage can’t increase unless everyone is on the point.
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Is it bad that I want this?
I’m not at all salty about the last 18 widows I’ve had in comp games…

My own:

Bastion:

  • Turret fire now propels Bastion in the opposite direction that it’s shooting, a la Stick Fight. Shooting down at an angle will allow Bastion to fly at a high speed, but hitting a wall without slowing down will damage Bastion similarly to a Doomfist punch.

Tracer:

  • Reloading weapons now undoes any damage done in that magazine. Failing to secure a kill before reloading could cause the opposing player to be overhealed.

Lucio:

  • Due to the force actually required to boop someone back with sound only, enemies booped will lose sound for the rest of the game, including a temporary shellshock effect on the boop.

Orisa:

  • Due to a lack of teams grouping up, we’ve now added a mount feature for DPS to ride Orisa into battle to incentivize team-focused gameplay.

Reinhardt:

  • Due to old age, Reinhardt can no longer survive a charge into a solid object. To get around this, we’ve provided Reinhardt with a LifeAlert necklace that will automatically revive Reinhardt after a charge, although it takes about two weeks of hospital care.
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Super Overwatch Bros. Brawl

full damage? thats a real feast or famine right there

honestly, i dont hate this. hook the payload and button mash/hold it for a few seconds, and actually drag it back. that sounds fun

Eichenwalde is now canceled

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That image is terrifying…

As for my balance ideas…

  • When Ashe is on the team, Bob becomes a permanent 7th teammate
  • Symmetra and Zarya both have infinite ammo and their damage output is always at its maximum
  • McCree is invulnerable during High Noon
  • Pharah can fly around the map while she ults
  • Heroes slept by Ana do not wake up if they are damaged
  • Frozen heroes are frozen until they die
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Woah, calm down there Super Satan.

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Hold up
Can we actually have that riding orisa as a thing?
Maybe only for smaller heroes
Junkrat riding orisa needs to be a thing

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Added forced 2-2-2 to quick play.

:wink:
This is MY Overwatch now!

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