Counters to ''EZ-sayers''

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Mod Edit: This thread isn’t stirring up any constructive discussions. Locking down.

Just a short list of things you can say in retaliation to someone saying ‘‘ez’’

  • Sure must be easy to get carried
  • Imagine bragging in insert game mode
  • Your logic is as infallible as your shins; and they are looking as robust as a twig in the winter.
  • Hey, i just called your mom to inform her of your heinous crimes. She says you’re grounded for the following 13 years.
  • I am about 5.14 inches away from combusting into an unreasonable rage; keep pressing me and you’ll soon uncover the true definition of regret.
  • Your ancestors are gazing down upon you in disgust. Pleb.
  • You’re making about as much sense as a screaming lemon.
  • There is no evidence to back that up.
  • Please refrain from saying that. It’s a rude and unnecessary statement.
  • I hope your life is as ‘‘ez’’ as this game was; but something tells me it isn’t.
  • I don’t think any one is particularly impressed by your mediocrity.
  • No, ur mom
  • Farewell. I pray we never meet again.
  • bruh
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my favorite is:

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Please don’t use the responses btw. Friends of the BM culture would feel nothing but joy and laugh at someone when they would say

since it basically shows that something so little got under your skin. They feast upon signs of weakness like this. Not to mention the fact that some of the phrases would make you eligible to be reported yourself

The best response is in the second reply already

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my favorite because i don’t need to write much lol

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just hit them with a alt code

alt + spam the number pad.

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Gently caress their face

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I just reply “GG” win or lose just like every game

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The stupid thing is I have teammates say “EZ” all the time when the other team put up an incredible fight and we barely managed to beat them at the last second.

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Do you honestly talk like that? Cuz that’s hilariously cringe xD

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Personally, I just ignore them to the point where they get irritated that I’m not giving them attention.

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The last one is the most effective. Those who say “ez” are usually the ones that do nothing.

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Brevity is the soul of wit

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The last thing in the world that i care about is someone saying ez after they win. I couldn’t care less, it doesn’t affect me or bother me what so ever and it shouldn’t bother you either.

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I like pointing out the guy dying in the POTG is the guy saying ez.

Clearly, it was ez.

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or you can say nothing and just report them.

They do it for attention and to make you mad. by replaying to them you just give them what they want.

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Using the word “cringe” unironically?

Damn bro/sis, that’s pretty cringe

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ez

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people actually still type gg?

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For any new parents, or parents who just don’t know any better- this is why it’s important to hug your children. When they don’t get enough affection they tend to grow up a bit insecure.

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Well that’s the whole point isn’t it? EZ is the new GG and you say it no matter what. Because trolling is the new gaming.

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