Let’s see some of your crazy ideas, share them in the comments!
Winston peanut butter + banana-flavored cookies?
Americans can get Moira’s healing spray as Mountain Dew flavour or something.
“Taste life today.”
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Did you guys know that when you are sending characters through Syms TP that you are actually killing them and then rebuilding new versions of them on the other side?
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Kick your annoying parents through Symmetra’s Teleporter! Because the true enemy of humanity is disorder. Disorder in cells as well.
Available yesterday, wherever you’re not.
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Wrecking ball perpetual motion machine
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Sombra’s compacted air
Moira statue so I can have it right next to my Reaper statue
yes look at my creativity, thought of it all by myself totally 
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Lucio Cereal… wait a minute…
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Is there really not any Moira statues out there?
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Sombra anti-virus software but it just steals your data instead and installs malware plus spyware.
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Nano Cola awww yeaaa
Man, I REALLY wanted an Ana statue, but they stopped making new statues after Doomfist. 
. At least Mercy and Lucio mains are happy, I guess.
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- Reaper: cookies
- D.Va: Nano Cola
- Ana: a tropical fruit drink or tea.
- Rein: root beer, because kids can’t be drinking actual beer. Or shampoo, since he had glorious hair and all.
- Widow: a music box with ballerina Amélie. Alternatively, night vision goggles.
… I’ll be back with more.
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Oh man, I’d love to try nano-cola.
How about a game that is fun?
He does have pretty impressive hair. He reminds me a lot of Eddie Riggs from Brutal Legend.
Magnets shaped like Sym’s sentry turrets so we can stick them all over the refrigerator 
Little cookies with the designs of each hero’s ultimate icon on them
And of course, a plushie of the legendary KATT. Life-sized. Maximum fluffiness/chonk
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im surprised this isnt a thing
tho I do wish there was a new overwatch themed wallet, my old one is getting wore out
Symmetra’s Turret but as a lamp
And a bunch of hero dakimakuras.
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I just imagined Moira spraying something into my mouth and I’m not sure how to feel about that.
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