Absolutely golden.
You wont regret it.
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My favorite review is the one that lists 50 games for $15 (or less) that are actually complete games. Welcome to Steam, Blizzard. 
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Even the positive reviews just say negative things. But dang, the ones where people made pictures out of Braile? You’re putting too much work in, my friend.
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They released OW2, a gutted version of OW1, with content REMOVED, and reeking of micro transactions/corporate cash grab. Then told us “Oh the PVE stuff? It’s all scrapped, let’s just release little pockets of what we have.” It literally looks like a cell phone mom game that just wants you to keep buying stuff.
They think people forgot things like Bethesda getting raked over the coals for trying to rip us off with horse armor BS or EA/Activision selling a 2kb code to unlock content already on the disc. What did they really think the outcome of this was going to be? Were they stupid enough to really think the player base they spit on were not going to give this game negative reviews for what they did? Are they THAT delusional???
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someone should email that list to blizzard, so they may take notes XD
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Valve will clean up the mess the troglodytes left behind.
And hopefully they start to realize that user reviews are a mistake, because they keep getting abused by said troglodytes again and again.
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This is as funny as the reviews.
Valve cleaning up their review system. Thanks for that chuckle.
And now thinking about valve makes me sad. :C
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A mistake, ALL THE REVIEWS ARE TRUE LMAO Uou are seeing what the mass think…. Remember they thought it was a small vocal group lmao
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The mass?
There are… what, 66,000+ negative reviews?
That’s a lot, but nowhere near a ‘mass amount’ for how many players Overwatch 2 had when it launched, which if you remember was 35 million. Even if Blizzard lost 90% of Overwatch 2’s players, and there’s zero evidence that they did, that would still leave them with 3.5 million players, 1% of which is 35,000 means almost 2% of that made up playerbase are posting negative reviews on Steam.
That’s not ‘the masses’ you absolute spanner.
People posting negative crap like to think they’re in the majority, but you’re not, you never were. You’re just fools on a soapbox with delusions of grandeur.
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So if you like the game then… contribute with a positive review?
Heres a fact as old as video gaming history: If a game gets review bombed then the companies retink their latest choices and listen to the “feedback”
GTA V was bombed (twice)
Fallout 76 was bombed
RDR2 was bombed
DnD was bombed
Then they’ve all changed for the better
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I saw like 5 essays written on there by barely scrolling.
Ain’t no way I’m reading all that. I hope for their own sake they used ChatGPT.
lets say blizzard payed to get the reviews taken down, its way to late for them. The reviews are out on the internet as a meme, making good fun of, as well as making a great example out of blizzards greed. Get ready for the reposts.
The only joke that made me laugh was a latinoamerica joke, where there’s always in latinoamerican reviews, ASCII shrek saying: “ta pajero compralo” = “it good for mas*********, buy it”, because it’s the first time a latinoamerica joke has that format.
Context: In latinoamerica jokes reviews, shrek usually says: “ta bueno, compralo” = “it good, but it”, in spanish, “bueno” y “pajero” sounds a little similar.
Other american jokes are the same 
jokes, ASCII, etc.
Indeed! I have my doubts, however hope Blizzard will finally realize their mistake and finally fix the game. My bar is set low.
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