No, your post wasn’t facetious. You’re just now realizing how silly you sounded and are trying to write it off with the ol’, “I know you are but what am I.” If you’re going to make tens of thousands of posts, at least own what you say.
And no, no one’s reading the wall of text at the end there when you will clearly try to write it off or walk it back when you’re made to look foolish. Maybe instead of quantity in your posts, try a little quality.