Blizzard release maximillien already please

he’s a cowardly office man who work as an accountant. He’s my role model. If you care about representation please release him to representate us, evil office people. Do that and i will consider buying some skins and tatooing kiriko in my forearm as an offering.

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summoner support Maximilien save me
summoner support Maximilien save me
summoner support Maximilien save me

:candle: :scroll: :writing_hand:

rammax yaoi save me

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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nah, robots are boring, i have a crazy idea, why not a helix agent? yeah i know is too crazy for blizzard to handle

Ah, I can just hear his ultimate voice line already:

“THERE IS A MATERIAL DISCREPANCY IN OUR PREVIOUS FISCAL YEARS BALANCE SHEET IN THAT DEPRECIATION EXPENSES APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN UNDERSTATED, PLEASE FORWARD TO ME ALL OF THE DEPARTMENTS 2024 CASHFLOW STATEMENTS SO THAT I MAY START MY AUDIT AND SHAREHOLDER REPORT, THANK YOU!”

Everyone else: groans in exasperation

The match stops for the next thirty minutes as everyone is forced to file paperwork as part of the ult.

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OMG YOU GET IT,I’VE BEEN SAYING!

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YES!!! HAHAHAHA YES!!!

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Sorry to say this but… he’s the first omnic DPS.

“Source: I made it up”

Why would blizzard be so evil? I mean, the man is built like a support, he’s not the type that can do anything by himself.

SUPPORT GANG RISE UP!! WE ARE PRETTY!! WE ARE PRINCESESS!!!

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:flushed:
How did you know…
https://x.com/Elixo1004/status/1882142262089711850
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/1i7jtkh/how_do_you_feel_about_this_maximilien_omnic_dps/

But my idea sounds good too right? Sounds like a support but does TOO much damage with this idea to be support so I just gave him DPS summoner.
Copy and paste

Omnic DPS that can deploy Talon PvE units to control them. Either deploy 5 talon troopers, 3 enforcers, 2 snipers, 1 assassin or 1 heavy assault. Each of them with a price every respawn. Each unit has a price which is based on game balance. I hope.

And since he’s “never on the field” make him teleport to a random spot in the map cowering crouching

Or

leave him in spawn unable to get out of it unless he wants to himself to contest point desperately or something

More detailed description. He has a Valorant style balance and has to choose which units to buy to use up his balance. Troopers cheapest, Heavy and Assassin Expensive. Heavy so expensive that only one can be summoned. Troopers so cheap you can summon five. The others are in between. E.g. I want to summon 1 assassin and 2 troopers or 2 enforcers and 4 Troopers. Whenver a unit dies he gets his money back so he can either WAIT for all of them to die and form a new Talon unit comp or just keep bringing them back next to the dropping down next to the units still alive. Might as well make a post about it with this much detail. See ya later.

You disinforming sneaky little…

I mean, it’s a really cool concept, and he could be a support too, deploying talon units that can heal, or having some sort of heal on himself when he’s not deploying guys, and the resource he gets to hire more guys comes from healing/dealing damage

His ult could be him going out of budget and adding more people on his payroll without having the money.

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Pharrah is her name :slight_smile:

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If you check todays story time, when Max is typing on the holopad hes typing “n.43” on it. There are 42 heroes currently in the game.

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another one, instead of making more useless factions that have no ties with the main plot why not use old factions and fresh out them more, give more relations with the already established characters, except more boring robots. im not a fan of for example pharah coming and saying “oh look this character is a friend i have such a close relationship (if you know what i mean) but never mentioned before” but is better than create a whole new faction out of nowhere like venture, illari, hazard and even kiriko in some way

let’s get on a middle ground and turn phara into a robot

turn everyone into a lifeless robot, without story mode why we even want them have a personality?

I wish robots were lifeless in ow… specially orisa… she’s too hard to kill

I don’t know about you but, I’m a warrior…

…but I’m a girl, too.